i'm having a mental breakdown. i can't sleep. i don't know what i want to do. i think this is my pre-midlife-mid-life-crisis. like brandy had last year. i want to talk. i want someone to tell me what to do and what i want. but no one is awake.

dear peter frampton ( Read more... )

i like little boys' polo shirts. except that they could be just a little bit longer since my belly is so long-ish. but in light of attempting to not look so preppy it hurts tomorrow (i had on a pair of plaid bermudas with a white polo, the stripes on it matching the colors in the pants), i will opt for a women's blue polo ( Read more... )

why are you still the last thing i think about just before i fall asleep?

...if i fall asleep.

i think you are the reason i don't sleep. lately, anyway.

ok. i found this paper full of website addresses in an old purse today. i remember writing them down at borders from the back of this "alternative" magazine. whatever that means. in the back of the magazine, there ads for clothing, jewelry, etc, and i wrote down the addresses. i guess because i liked what was in the ad? so. if you online ( Read more... )

i can't drink tea without burning my tongue. why is that? i would think that after two decades of living, i would have mastered the art of drinking tea, or at least reached a point where my tongue wasn't seriously injured in doing so ( Read more... )

hey bug. you're pretty fucking lucky that i don't kill bugs ( Read more... )

aww. cute little kid. scary finger.

i'm going to sit down and watch the shining all the way through. and take medicine.

also. i'm glad that my voicemail has been taken over by gay men. that don't even use their own phones to call me. cute. (no really, it was pretty funny)

and gary is gonna leave me!:( my job gets worse and worse.

for the first time in a while ( Read more... )

my eyeball is falling out of my head. i have pink eye. and basically, i infected half of the gap yesterday. because i thought it was just an allergic reaction. now, i've been quarantined until at least sunday. and ps. these eye drops sting like hell. fucking whore ass pink eye. the last time i had pink eye, i was 5 and my mom had to ( Read more... )