( Papercuts of DOOOOOOOM and... God? )

I'm back to reading New Moon! ( ...Hooray? )

A: You mock vampire romances dressed up as Literature. Apparently.

( CHANDRA CHANDRA HERE BE SPOILERS!!1 Um, and LOTS of capslock rage. Long!rant is loooong. )

( And it will be Stephenie Meyer's. )

In the process of catching up with recent Brotherhood2.0 videos, I came across this video - which contains perhaps the most Twilight commentary ever seen in a Superbowl analysis - but more importantly, I came across this comment ( Read more... )

AKA The National Domestic Violence Hotline:

( 'What is Domestic Violence?' )

CAPSLOCK INTERROBANG?!

But first, there's some Grade A Creepy to get through!

( like so... )

Mmmmm, sparkle!brownies. Plus pineapple fried rice! I made a second batch tonight, and it turned out better than the first! I really should get a wok, because even cutting down the recipe more still made my jumbo skillet overflow. Tastily!

On to Twilight!

( Oh Meyer, were 498 pages reeeeally necessary? )

Yay, taxes are done! Simplest taxes ever! I only lived in one state, and worked one job! Refunds were less awesome than expected, though: only $200. After the government pilfered $1600 out of my paychecks! (My state refund was a whopping $2. I feel like I've gotten less local civilization than my personal $526 paid for.) How come I made $12k more ( Read more... )

Okay, Firefox is whining about having twenty tabs open, so here's all the bizarre Twilight commentary I've been collecting (I may have pointed some of these out before?):

A starting point for one of the best commentators out there...

...and another starting point for her stuff, focused more on the books themselves and less on the (hilariously ( Read more... )