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Pennsylvania voters are "split" between the two main presidential candidates (for values of "split" equal to 'overwhelmingly for Obama')

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And in the spirit of Talk Like a Pirate Day:

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If you don't really watch John Stewart, or if you do but you missed last week's funny stuff, you should watch this episode. Most of it is tongue-in-cheek and pretty funny (I particularly liked the balloon thing, and the interview with the Texan), but the side-by-side comparison of Bush's convention speech in 2000 and McCain's convention speech in ( Read more... )

Work-safe! Japanese TV show drops life-size sticky man down a skyscraper.

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Thanks to draggo for this one:

Effects of Drugs & Alcohol on spiders

anjel-kitty pointed me to this site depicting the 9 most kick-ass verses of the bible. In a voice most gut-splitting, imo. This particular snippet had me rolling out of my chair:

(in reference to Elisha summoning bears to deal with name-callers):

Christians are constantly asking for prayer in schools to help get today's kids in line, but we beg to differ ( Read more... )

I think The Onion's version of the first Lunar Landing is fucking hilarious. And probably closer to how it would have gone, if it weren't for all the publicity. And the 60s.

I picked up a page-a-day calendar, from Workman Publishing.

Today's page reads as follows:

But The Food Concessions Will Remain Right Where They Are
"I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Regan Airport." -- George W. Bush, Washington D.C., October 3, 2001

I love this calendar. ;

Prius. The gangsta car of choice. (warning: vulgarity)