Andy Murray, BBC, Pshishi at the gym and Glock 17s.
Why was the news late last night? So that we could see Andy Murray (again) make the quarter finals and (again) be knocked out. Note to Minister for Sport - if one does not invest in facilities one cannot expect Blighty to win anything. I started off despising Murray - all that kissing his biceps (not exactly Serge Nubret is he?) Then I saw a photograph of him with a cute dog. An animal lover, he must be a decent chap. Now he affects a mid-Atlanic drawl. He grinds my gears. I went to the gym last night and Wladislaw or Stanislaus or whatever his name (he was muttering "Korva" so he must be Polish) was prancing around topless. Look, old chap, when one is in Warsaw or Bialystok one may do that but in Northern Irish gyms we keep our chests covered, got it? It will kick off eventually. Finally, Lower Shankill. £550 for a Glock, one careless owner. Six hundred for an Italian 9mm. As Borat would say "Is naiiice".