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[ Thanks to Etna's enthusiastic attempts to get Atlantis publicity, Rodney is now on the receiving end of squee-filled letters and emails. That's right! The cranky keyboardist actually does read his fan mail (he loves the attention, and dutifully sends back autographs on incredibly posed photos where necessary) only today it's taken a new and

Comments

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I'll read through it for you!

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Please, like I'm going to let you go through my mail.

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I was just offerin', man.

I haven't checked mine yet.

Is it really that bad?

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Uh, well it isn't exactly death threats or anything just -- a little creepy.

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[ checks his email and-- oh god what ]

From: qtpiebaby@yahoo.com
Subject: NO SUBJECT
Attachments: img
Dear Renji,
You are so much hotter than that Rodney guy!! I'm so glad You and John got together I hope you two are Very happy!!!!!! This is how hot You Are together!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep it coming boys LAUGH OUT LOUD!!
Luv,
Mary Sue Jones

[ ooc: fanart used w/o permission sorry! ]

From: shepparailuvr69@gmail.com
Subject: hi renji!!!!
Attachments: img
hi renji it's ur biggest fan shepparailuvr69!!!1 i hope u r having a good day i just wanted u 2 no u brightened mine i luv u plz email me back if u have time when r u performing w/ john i luv u 2!!!! oh and that rodney can go suck it if he's so jealous but lol hes ur bandmate haha maybe u should get a nu 1 u no i can play the keyboard probably better then him!11
-shepparailuvr69

From: renjiabaraiisastupidcocksucker@gmail.com
Subject: U SUK
Attachments: imgbitchface

OOC WHOOPS

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The last email should have this attached image instead.

NP FAGET

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[ ONLY HALF PAYING ATTENTION sort distracted reading his disturbing emails with morbid fascination. ]

Well, what? Yours not any better?

i need a facepalm

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[ shows him the screen ]

I need an angrier icon |:

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... Oh, for gods sake.

[ DAMN YOU ETNA ]

-- And you are not hotter than me!

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...All those emails and that's what you complain about?

And fuck, yes I am!

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What?

[ Checks the emails again. Something something Renji is a faget who needs to burn in hell NO THAT SEEMS ABOUT RIGHT. Oh wait, jealousy. ]

Oh please, I am not jealous!

[ MUTTERS DARKLY ABOUT ETNA ]

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Well you're definitely not completely in the right mind, either.

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... Excuse me?

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I'm totally attractive.

oh god the icon you used for that

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Oh, right, of course, and I'm overwhelmed with jealousy here