[ Thanks to Etna's enthusiastic attempts to get Atlantis publicity, Rodney is now on the receiving end of squee-filled letters and emails. That's right! The cranky keyboardist actually does read his fan mail (he loves the attention, and dutifully sends back autographs on incredibly posed photos where necessary) only today it's taken a new and
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From: qtpiebaby@yahoo.com
Subject: NO SUBJECT
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Dear Renji,
You are so much hotter than that Rodney guy!! I'm so glad You and John got together I hope you two are Very happy!!!!!! This is how hot You Are together!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep it coming boys LAUGH OUT LOUD!!
Luv,
Mary Sue Jones
[ ooc: fanart used w/o permission sorry! ]
From: shepparailuvr69@gmail.com
Subject: hi renji!!!!
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hi renji it's ur biggest fan shepparailuvr69!!!1 i hope u r having a good day i just wanted u 2 no u brightened mine i luv u plz email me back if u have time when r u performing w/ john i luv u 2!!!! oh and that rodney can go suck it if he's so jealous but lol hes ur bandmate haha maybe u should get a nu 1 u no i can play the keyboard probably better then him!11
-shepparailuvr69
From: renjiabaraiisastupidcocksucker@gmail.com
Subject: U SUK
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bitchface,
U have crossed the wrong fangirl! I shipped John/Rodney 4 months! Y did u ruin something perfecty good?! U r a faget and a satanist!!!! U probably suck any guy's dick at nite who asks u WHORE BITCH I hope ur happy u cocksucking homewrecker!!!
From: renjiabaraiisastupidcocksucker@gmail.com
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Here is a better pic! U are still a faget I hope u burn in hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: renjiabaraiisastupidcocksucker@gmail.com
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P.S. What the fuck is this LOL u faget.
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Well, what? Yours not any better?
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[ DAMN YOU ETNA ]
-- And you are not hotter than me!
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And fuck, yes I am!
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[ Checks the emails again. Something something Renji is a faget who needs to burn in hell NO THAT SEEMS ABOUT RIGHT. Oh wait, jealousy. ]
Oh please, I am not jealous!
[ MUTTERS DARKLY ABOUT ETNA ]
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...What? No -- you know what, never mind! I don't want to know.
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