The Crushed Hopes And Dreams Of Porn

Jul 16, 2012 22:39

► God, I'm a bit pissed with adult store website [NSFW] Adam & Eve right now. Last year I had no problems with the orders I placed, but this month has been a bit of a pain. First I was charged for a "canceled" phantom order last week, for which they promise to reimburse me. Today I received the two orders I did plat 2 weeks ago. Everything is fine except for one CD which I discovered was smashed when I took it out of it's package (for the sake of over sharing the CD is [NSFW] Talk Dirty To Me Featuring Sasha Grey). The other CD and DVDs in the order were perfectly fine, and the parcel packaging was undamaged, which leads me to conclude the CD was smashed either in their warehouse or during manufacturing.KimW: It's good that you fap to Sasha Grey, not Fifty Shades of Grey.
Derek: I'd rather Sasha
Derek: she has bush
I signed onto the site and filled out a customer service form to see about getting a replacement for the damaged CD, but that seems to be impossible since the "Submit" button below the customer service form appears to be disabled. At the moment I'm quite annoyed with the site and I'm beginning to question whether I want to order from them again in the future. This is frustrating to say the least.Matt: yeah, that's a bit annoying
Derek: I want to hear Sasha Grey talk filthy >-(
Matt: Torrent it
Derek: well I paid for it, so I want them to send me a non-broken copy
Matt: Well, yeah, I agree there
Since I can't send a message through their customer service form I looked through my email history for an old reply from them and sent an email directly to their customer service email address. Hopefully that works.

Edit: I received a reply from the customer service department of Adam & Eve saying that they'll soon be mailing me a replacement copy of the CD at no charge, and that I'm not required to mail the broken CD back to them. This makes me happy.

► While chatting with my friend John this morning he told me that he mailed my Darryl Banks Hawkwoman drawing on Friday. With some luck I should have that by the end of next week. I can hardly wait!

► The heat and humidity have been murder on my action figures. The Creature from the Black Lagoon keeps slowly bending from his softening ankle joints and I keep finding him leaning against the DVDs behind him. During the night I discovered my Sirius Black figure had fallen completely off of his platform and was somehow laying across it. And I was awoken abruptly from a nap yesterday to a loud crash that turned out to have been caused by Capt. Kirk and Dr. McCoy both having fallen off their shelf into the undiscovered country of my trash pail.

I wonder who's ankles will warp next...

Sideshow Collectibles: Superman Life-Size Bust - First there's the Christopher Reeve Superman doll. Than they preview the comic book based Superman doll at the SDCC this weekend. Now I find out Sideshow Collectibles has produced this life-sized Superman bust. Given the bust is almost $700 I guess I really do need a suddenly reversal of fortune to be able to get these.

Digital Spy: Doctor Who special with Tennant, Eccleston would be amazing, says Smith - Yeah, yeah, yeah, it'd be difficult to set up. I just want them to make this happen.

TV.com - Comic-Con 2012: Flashbacks Will Be Huge in Supernatural's Next Season - Ehhh, while they paint it all with rosy shades, they're descriptions of the upcoming season sounds worrisome to me.

Major Spoilers: SDCC’12: Xenozoic Tales gets Artist’s Edition treatment - Okay, that would be really cool to get.

CafePress: Witch Wife Princess Bride Mug - Haha, nice.

Cracked: 6 Movies That Predicted Disasters With Eerie Accuracy - Most of these are genuinely eerie and disturbing coincidences, and coincidences they are. But the Matrix one... I fall to see how mind-blowingly shocking it is that his driver's licence expiration date is September 11th, 2001. I'm sorry, but it's not. All the other incidents in the article are about movies that seem to foretell specific details that came to pass in reality. The Matrix one does not. It being the number 1 item of the article is just sad.

Russian Hidden Camera Clip - La la la legs! Legs all the way up to her ass. **drool**

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Quote of the Moment

Teacher: Oh, Desiree... You could have got mustard all over his brain!
- Overdrawn at the Memory Bank (1985)

Drinking: Crush Cream Soda
Watching: Bewitched: Season 8 (DVD set);

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