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1. What is your best friend's Dad's name?
I don't even know who my best friend is! We'll go with Karen. His name is Leigh.
2. What body part do you hate?
most of it :P Probably my ears the most though.
3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
All my teachers in high school were gross, i think.. Actually, i vaguely remember my year 8 music teacher being a bit of a fox. That was an awfully long time ago though!
4. What body part do you wash first?
Generally the right shoulder cops it first.
5. Do you have any piercings?
Yeah, i have my eyeballs pierced. Okay, no, not really.
6. Is your driveway steep?
Not at all. My parents driveway, on the other hand, is practically straight up and down..
7. What's your favourite flavoured Pringles?
I find they all taste kinda the same. It's the flavour of awesome!
8. Have you ever been tied up?
yeah, heaps! We used to get awfully bored at work...
9. What was the worst thing you ever got grounded for?
I really can't remember. But it would've been something lame, like not doing my homework or something
10. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
nope, that has never happened to me.
11. How many times have you been cursed at?
more times than you've had hot dinners, sonny Jim!
12. Which shoe do you put on first?
I seem to always put my right one on first these days, cos of my ankle brace. It used to be the left one though!
13. How old do you wish you were?
much younger!! Probably 19 or 20. I had so much more fun back then!
14. Have you ever had any Friends with Benefits?
I'm totally not going to answer this question...
15. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
Boobs :D
16. Did you french kiss before you were 16?
I believe i was 16. So that doesn't really count as before 16, does it? No, it doesn't.
17. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
I don't know what snipe-hunting is, but every young country lad worth his salt has been cow-tipping! Not for ages, tho...
18. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
Myself, and how awesome i am...
19. Have you ever had a song written about you?
Yeah, Mick wrote me a love song the other day. It was beautiful.
20. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you choose?
This is the grossest question ever. But probably my towel. Dirty sheets suck arse.
21. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable?
Oh god. Please don't make me say it...
22. What was your childhood nickname?
My parents used to call me Chrisso. They still do on a regular basis.
23. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room?
Heck yes!!
24. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
Changed from jeans to shorts. I wouldn't recommend trying it.
25. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
probably. I'm gross like that.
26. How do you normally eat your Oreo cookies?
I crush them up to a fine powder, cut them into lines, then snort them through hundred dollar bills whilst smoking cuban cigars.
27. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others?
Measure my pubes.
28. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
4 billion.
29. Why are you doing this survey?
Because i was asked to!
30. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
Depends on my mood.
31. Do you have any strange phobias?
Zombies, and being buried alive. But they're completely valid and warranted, and not strange at all.
32. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
yeah, i have a nasty habit of sticking things up there..
33. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar?
lol oh, i don't even know where to start...
34. Have you ever called your love interest by another girl/guy's name?
Me? No! Of course not! Why would you think that? Stop asking so many questions! I'm not acting suspicious, shut up...
35. Have you ever gotten caught sleeping while on a date?
not ever!
36. Have you ever played naked Twister?
oh hell yes! It's way more fun than naked Chess.
37. Have you ever been drunk at work/school?
Not at work, that would be irresponsible! But for most of year 12 i was either drunk or stoned. A real model student.
38. Have you ever found your date's/lover's/crush's brother or sister attractive?
Never met her. But i've been told she's not much to look at...
49. How many Bryce's do you know?
Absolutely none!
I don't even know who my best friend is! We'll go with Karen. His name is Leigh.
2. What body part do you hate?
most of it :P Probably my ears the most though.
3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
All my teachers in high school were gross, i think.. Actually, i vaguely remember my year 8 music teacher being a bit of a fox. That was an awfully long time ago though!
4. What body part do you wash first?
Generally the right shoulder cops it first.
5. Do you have any piercings?
Yeah, i have my eyeballs pierced. Okay, no, not really.
6. Is your driveway steep?
Not at all. My parents driveway, on the other hand, is practically straight up and down..
7. What's your favourite flavoured Pringles?
I find they all taste kinda the same. It's the flavour of awesome!
8. Have you ever been tied up?
yeah, heaps! We used to get awfully bored at work...
9. What was the worst thing you ever got grounded for?
I really can't remember. But it would've been something lame, like not doing my homework or something
10. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
nope, that has never happened to me.
11. How many times have you been cursed at?
more times than you've had hot dinners, sonny Jim!
12. Which shoe do you put on first?
I seem to always put my right one on first these days, cos of my ankle brace. It used to be the left one though!
13. How old do you wish you were?
much younger!! Probably 19 or 20. I had so much more fun back then!
14. Have you ever had any Friends with Benefits?
I'm totally not going to answer this question...
15. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
Boobs :D
16. Did you french kiss before you were 16?
I believe i was 16. So that doesn't really count as before 16, does it? No, it doesn't.
17. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
I don't know what snipe-hunting is, but every young country lad worth his salt has been cow-tipping! Not for ages, tho...
18. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
Myself, and how awesome i am...
19. Have you ever had a song written about you?
Yeah, Mick wrote me a love song the other day. It was beautiful.
20. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you choose?
This is the grossest question ever. But probably my towel. Dirty sheets suck arse.
21. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable?
Oh god. Please don't make me say it...
22. What was your childhood nickname?
My parents used to call me Chrisso. They still do on a regular basis.
23. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room?
Heck yes!!
24. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
Changed from jeans to shorts. I wouldn't recommend trying it.
25. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
probably. I'm gross like that.
26. How do you normally eat your Oreo cookies?
I crush them up to a fine powder, cut them into lines, then snort them through hundred dollar bills whilst smoking cuban cigars.
27. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others?
Measure my pubes.
28. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
4 billion.
29. Why are you doing this survey?
Because i was asked to!
30. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
Depends on my mood.
31. Do you have any strange phobias?
Zombies, and being buried alive. But they're completely valid and warranted, and not strange at all.
32. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
yeah, i have a nasty habit of sticking things up there..
33. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar?
lol oh, i don't even know where to start...
34. Have you ever called your love interest by another girl/guy's name?
Me? No! Of course not! Why would you think that? Stop asking so many questions! I'm not acting suspicious, shut up...
35. Have you ever gotten caught sleeping while on a date?
not ever!
36. Have you ever played naked Twister?
oh hell yes! It's way more fun than naked Chess.
37. Have you ever been drunk at work/school?
Not at work, that would be irresponsible! But for most of year 12 i was either drunk or stoned. A real model student.
38. Have you ever found your date's/lover's/crush's brother or sister attractive?
Never met her. But i've been told she's not much to look at...
49. How many Bryce's do you know?
Absolutely none!