Quote of the Day: November 14, 2007
"It is the mark of a genuinely loving and trusting relationship that you don't hold each other to any declarations, vows or bright ideas voiced after several drinks or prior to the imminent onset of orgasm."
- Attack of the Unsinkable Rubber Ducks by Christopher Brookmyre


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Quote of the Day: October 2, 2007
"After six years of origami therapy we reclassified him from Category "B"; "Dangerously Insane" to Category "D": "Functionally Bonkers.""
-The Fourth Bear by Jasper Fforde

Reply to this post, and I will list three things I love about you. Maybe more than three. Then repost to your own journal and spread the love.

Quote of the Day: July 11, 2007
"The mattress on which the corpse lay had been sodden and had now dried almost completely into one enormous posture-sprung scab."
-Past Mortem by Ben Elton I had a bit of a freakout earlier this week and I came to some surprising realizations about myself. It was revealing ( Read more... )

Quote of the Day: March 5, 2007
"Recently, however, popular-culture developments have thrown a spin on this traditional equation of zombies with creeping slowness and stillness. A new zombie walks - or rather runs - among us. Zombies (some of them, at least) are now scary in a speedier way ( Read more... )

Quote of the Day: February 25, 2007
Same again
The usual I say. Blood of Christ I say. Essence. Spirit. Medicine. A hint. A taste. A bump. A snort. I say top shelf. Straight up. Two fingers. A shot. A sip. A nip. I say another round. I say brace yourself. Life a few. Hoist a few. Work the elbow. Bottoms up. Belly up. Leg ( Read more... )

Quote of the Day: January 31, 2007
"I've also got chrematistophilia - that's getting excited if you're blackmailed into sex. And hybristophilia, sex with convicted criminals, and symphorphilia, sex during natural disasters, and formicophilia, wanting to have sex on cheap countertops. See? I have a medical alert bracelet ( Read more... )

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Quote of the Day: January 16, 2007
"We'd spend the weekend in bed, playing "Beat the Chinaman" (where we'd order in Chinese food and try to have sex before it arrived) and spooning in our sleep."
-Five Men Who Broke My Heart by Susan Shapiro
And the beat goes on. That's about it. Stupid beat ( Read more... )

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Quote of the Day: November 8, 2006
"I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them."
- Full Metal Jacket

If Your Life was a Movie, What Would the Soundtrack Be ( Read more... )