this morning on my way to work i encountered a fashion victim with no sense of rules of driving a scooter on an actual street. first of all he was wearing all matching denim, jeans and a jean jacket. in the same color as well as wearing those ugly orange work boots. anyways that wasnt the real issue. so i was driving by a car dealership on the way ( Read more... )

so this morning at exactly 6:48am joby calls my phone. i dont answer not because im a bitch but because i already know what shes going to say. shes not coming to work today because she feels bad and needs me to go in and open the office in less than an hour. i let her speak to my voicemail while i gathered my clothes for the day. i listened to the ( Read more... )