...people are always trying to mathematically work out the equations of life, but what they fail to realize is that life is in fact a poem...

people say
art reflects life
but really
life is an art unto itself

...every passing ( Read more... )

Archimedies said "give me a place to stand and i will move the earth."

i don't even need a place to stand

my friend mark ( Read more... )

dear bryan,

you are losing your touch

you aren't clever anymore
you aren't funny anymore
you have absolutely no charm or enthusiasm
you have completely lost your edge

fuck you

get inspired or get the fuck out

honestly i won't talk to you again until you quit being such a bitch

Dear Oprah ( Read more... )

I wish I could play the guitar better
I wish I knew some J. Buckley songs
I wish I wasn't so bored
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike

Look man, I didn't invent the rainy day, I just have the best umbrella

At last night's
Critics Choice awards
people protesting Brokeback Mountain had signs stating
"No Homo on the Range"
and although I disagree with such protests
you have to admit it is pretty funny