welp, THAT's new!
my mommie broke my brain.
there i was, proudly displaying the new bell bottom pants that i had made for work to my own dear mother, blissfully unawares of the eeeevil that my mommie possesses.
After working for several hours on the pants, i saw no flaws, only joys. within moments however, my mother saw a fatal weakness: at each point of the belled bottoms, the fabric gathered and bunched. no big deal, i thought. that is, until my mother explained that my legs now look like vaginas. yep, little grey labias happily puckered against each of my ankles.
I have porn pants.
what am i going to do with porn pants?
not wear them to work, obviously.
there i was, proudly displaying the new bell bottom pants that i had made for work to my own dear mother, blissfully unawares of the eeeevil that my mommie possesses.
After working for several hours on the pants, i saw no flaws, only joys. within moments however, my mother saw a fatal weakness: at each point of the belled bottoms, the fabric gathered and bunched. no big deal, i thought. that is, until my mother explained that my legs now look like vaginas. yep, little grey labias happily puckered against each of my ankles.
I have porn pants.
what am i going to do with porn pants?
not wear them to work, obviously.