Only in the RVA...

[robat_kun]

...do the kids drink so much PBR that it becomes the key ingredient in their cocktails.

Behold:

The Bloody Monkey

- [A given quantity of] Pabst Blue Ribbon
- 10 Dashes Smoked Chipotle Tabasco Sauce
- 7 Dashes Heinz Malt Vinegar
- Salt and Pepper
- Lemon juice

By Dana Birmingham with Mike Moses, Robbie Asplund, Liz Dooley, and Matt Land [Marshall and Mo wanted no part in this].