OK, need to make a list of everything I'm buying because I'm starting to forget and the spending is running away with me ( Read more... )

Since the day we moved in I have been determined to convert the new hoose into a Firefly set tribute.

( There's even a badly sribbled colour drawing! )

There exists a pair of shoes that hoover as you walk: Electrolux Dustmate shoes. Considering the state my place is in at the moment, these babies look mightily attractive, despite the fact that they're green plastic clogs with clingy socks attatched.

I don't know why I always let the kipple get so bad and the housework so far behind. Waitaminute, ( Read more... )

This stuff is the shit! 500ml of regular-tasting mineral water with the caffeine kick equivalent to an average cup of coffee! The newsagaent I got it from wouldn't sell it to anyone under 16! I'm down to the last 5th of the bottle and I'm already buzzing ( Read more... )

( Here be sugar, nicotine and football I have no intention of watching )