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Oct 10, 2010 02:28

ALRIGHT, I GUESS THE BEST WAY TO GO ABOUT DEALING WITH THIS MOBIUS DOUBLE CLUSTERFUCK OF A SITUATION IS FOR ME TO LIST THE FACTS. OH BOY. AS IF THIS SHIT DIDN'T MAKE ME FEEL BAD ENOUGH, I ACTUALLY HAVE TO WRITE THIS BY HAND. WHO'S FUCKING BRIGHT IDEA WAS IT TO SEND ME SOMEWHERE WITHOUT A COMPUTER? HOW THE HELL AM I EVEN SUPPOSED TO COMMUNICATE ( Read more... )

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hiya sekomasada October 10 2010, 12:31:58 UTC

Hello. I'm Sentimental Komuro Micheal Sakamoto Dada-Sensei, or Seccom Masada-Sensei for short. As far as I can tell, it's not a game. It isn't like tag or anything I used to play with the girl. I don't know how you can think this looks like a game, it's nothing like one...

Apparently we're in Ri... Rivel... something. I don't really know, I just got here too. There are lots of people if you wander.

HALLO! 8D beepbeep_meow October 10 2010, 15:00:51 UTC

YES, HELLO, I-DON'T-EVEN-REMOTELY-CARE-WHAT-YOUR-OVERLY-COMPLICATED-NAME-IS. LET ME GIVE YOU A QUICK FUCKING LESSON IN YOUR OWN INADEQUACY:

TAG?

TAG?? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

QUIT PLAYING GAMES FOR GIRLS, NOOKLICKER!

FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I HAVE RECENTLY PLAYED THE MOST COMPLICATED GAME EVER CONCEIVED. PROBABLY THE GAME THAT BROUGHT ABOUT YOUR ABILITY TO PLAY SUCH LAME FUCKING GAMES WITH YOUR STUPID, SLIMY, LUMPSQUIRT OF A HUMAN FEMALE, SO YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME YOU UNGRATEFUL PILE OF MEAT.

AND YEAH, FUCKING RIVELATA. I ALREADY KNOW BY NOW CAPTAIN SLOW-FUCK.

HOWEVER, I WAS NOT AWARE THERE WERE OTHER CHUMPS AROUND, SO I GUESS I'LL TAKE A LOOK. BUT, I GUESS THAT MEANS I'LL HAVE TO FIND A BUNCH OF OTHER DUMBASSES LIKE YOU. WHATEVER.

Re: HALLO! 8D sekomasada October 10 2010, 22:14:51 UTC

The only games I know are the games the girl used to be play with me. Sometimes she would play tag, you know, the game where the 'it' person takes a knife and chases the other people. If the 'it' person catches them, the 'it' person stabs the knife into them.

I don't think I'm a pile of meat... I do not smell like dead things. Would you like to say hello sometime? Although, I can't talk... You're a strange kind of human, right? I think the girl told me your kind... Are you a toriningen?

[A sketch of a girl with large, bulging eyes that face different directions with a face of a bird, teeth on the beak and a large slimy tongue drooping out. The bird-woman seems to be insane and looms menacingly over a small girl with closed eyes and a knife in her hand, completely unphased.]

beepbeep_meow October 10 2010, 22:30:10 UTC

WHA-

I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO DECIPHER THE INSANITY THAT YOU JUST PUT THERE.

I THOUGHT I KNEW SOME CRAZY JERKS BEFORE, BUT CONGRATULATIONS, YOU TAKE THE FUCKING SOPOR SLIME PIE OF MENTAL ILLNESS.

AND NO, I'M NOT A FUCKING HUMAN. AND I'M NOT A TORI-WHATEVER-THE-FUCK EITHER. I'M A FUCKING TROLL. GET IT STRAIGHT, DUNCE.

sekomasada October 10 2010, 23:02:54 UTC

Hmmm, I don't know about fucking troll. What is a fucking troll?

I'm not mentally ill. I only ever met the girl beforehand... I am an... alien, I think I am called? I look kind of human...

[A quick sketch of him, with eyes like 6_9 and no facial features aside from a nose and eyes (no eyelashes, eyelids, mouth,ears. Just hair, funny eyes, and a nose.]

Do you want to meet sometime? Maybe we can work together?

He doesn't even begin to know what to do with you. ROFL beepbeep_meow October 10 2010, 23:26:58 UTC

NO. NO. YOU ARE MENTALLY ILL. I AM PRETTY FUCKING SURE OF THIS ONE.

JEGUS! THAT'S YOU?? I THOUGHT HUMANS LOOKED FUCKING CREEPY, BUT MAN, OH MAN.

IF BY MEET YOU MEAN STAY FAR FAR AWAY FROM YOU BECAUSE YOU SKEEVE ME RIGHT THE FUCK OUT, THEN SURE. I THINK THAT MIGHT BE A COMPLIMENT IN FACT. YOU HAVE MANAGED TO MAKE ME WANT TO STAY FAR AWAY. I HOPE YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF.

THE ONLY BAD THING IN EXISTENCE ARE KNIVES RITE? sekomasada October 11 2010, 00:25:47 UTC

Awww. I won't hurt you, I promise. I don't have a knife. That little girl had a knife, she liked to stab me with them... I don't like knives... I don't have a knife, honest, so I can't hurt you.

Am I strange? The girl seemed to like me a lot, I didn't think I was so strange from her. Why do you judge? Do fucking trolls judge other people a lot? What a strange concept... Can you tell me about other fucking trolls? What's your name? Do you all WRITE IN LARGE LETTERS? What do you look like?

TOTALLY beepbeep_meow October 11 2010, 02:40:36 UTC

OK, YOUR OBSESSION WITH KNIVES AND LITTLE GIRLS IS PUTTING ME OFF EVEN MORE. I THINK SHE STABBED YOU ONE TOO MANY TIMES, BECAUSE BLOODLOSS IS THE ONLY WAY TO EXPLAIN YOUR PARTICULAR BRAND OF CRAZY.

YES, YOU ARE STRANGE. VERY STRANGE. SO STRANGE, YOU MAKE THIS WHOLE ISLAND LOOK NORMAL. I JUDGE BECAUSE I AM TELLING YOU WHAT I SEE. IT'S NOT FUCKING JUDGING, IT'S A GOGDAMN OBSERVATION.

YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT TROLLS? THERE ARE 12 OF US LEFT BECAUSE OUR UNIVERSE WAS DESTROYED AND WE GOT STUCK IN A STUPID VOID BECAUSE WE WERE DENIED THE SPOILS OF OUR EXTREMELY BADASS GAME SESSION. MY NAME IS KARKAT. YOU CAN ENGRAVE THAT NAME INTO YOUR THINK SPONGE BECAUSE YOU ARE BASICALLY GOING TO LEARN TO WORSHIP THE GROUND I WALK ON WHEN I TAKE OVER THIS PLACE.

AND NO, WE DON'T ALL WRITE IN LARGE LETTERS, I GUESS, BUT IT'S WHAT I DO, SO LAY OFF.

OH AND HERE'S WHAT I LOOK LIKE.

[He draws this at the bottom of the page]

HAY IVE DIED A LOT AND I NEVER DIE LIKE THAT sekomasada October 11 2010, 03:38:03 UTC

Uhm... Karkat... My blood isn't blue... and I don't leave a body when I am stabbed. I think I don't... I'm pretty sure I fade away when she stabs me... I need to remember the last time she stabbed me ( ... )

Sorry! I'm a little slow right now D: beepbeep_meow October 13 2010, 14:17:19 UTC

WELL EXCUSE ME FOR NOT KNOWING WHAT FUCKING COLOR YOUR BLOOD IS. YOU SEEMED LIKE A HOITY-TOITY BLUE-BLOOD MOTHERFUCKER, SO I MADE AN EDUCATED GUESS. AND YEAH, THAT FADING AWAY THING IS PRETTY WEIRD. JUST LIKE ALL OF YOU, SO I GUESS I REALLY SHOULDN'T BE SURPRISED THERE ( ... )

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