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[beepbeep_meow]

ALRIGHT, I GUESS THE BEST WAY TO GO ABOUT DEALING WITH THIS MOBIUS DOUBLE CLUSTERFUCK OF A SITUATION IS FOR ME TO LIST THE FACTS. OH BOY. AS IF THIS SHIT DIDN'T MAKE ME FEEL BAD ENOUGH, I ACTUALLY HAVE TO WRITE THIS BY HAND. WHO'S FUCKING BRIGHT IDEA WAS IT TO SEND ME SOMEWHERE WITHOUT A COMPUTER? HOW THE HELL AM I EVEN SUPPOSED TO COMMUNICATE

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HAY IVE DIED A LOT AND I NEVER DIE LIKE THAT

[sekomasada]

Uhm... Karkat... My blood isn't blue... and I don't leave a body when I am stabbed. I think I don't... I'm pretty sure I fade away when she stabs me... I need to remember the last time she stabbed me...

It's obvious, Karkat, we're all from different homes... Maybe your home has different rules than my home, but where I am from the girl is the only person I have ever met. I am not as odd as the other things in where I am from, the girl sometimes tells me that there are other things...

[A sketch of a looming phallic-like creature with a smiling face and rubbing a pole, along with a few other sketches including a girl with an arm coming out of her hair, and sprouting off her normal arms, as well as having a knot in her stomach and one of her eyes bleeding white liquid from the pupil.There is also a hand coming from the ground with a large eye on its palm.]

I guess it looks a little strange to you, but to me trolls are a completely strange concept. What is 'goddamn'? 'lay off'? How do you get stuck in a void? If the universe is destroyed, why doesn't it just come back? You are such a strange person...

Sorry! I'm a little slow right now D:

[beepbeep_meow]

WELL EXCUSE ME FOR NOT KNOWING WHAT FUCKING COLOR YOUR BLOOD IS. YOU SEEMED LIKE A HOITY-TOITY BLUE-BLOOD MOTHERFUCKER, SO I MADE AN EDUCATED GUESS. AND YEAH, THAT FADING AWAY THING IS PRETTY WEIRD. JUST LIKE ALL OF YOU, SO I GUESS I REALLY SHOULDN'T BE SURPRISED THERE.

YEAH, FROM YOUR "ART" THERE I'D SAY WE WERE FROM DIFFERENT HOMES, ALRIGHT. I HAVE SEEN SOME OF THE MOST HORRIBLE THINGS YOU CAN IMAGINE. HELL, I'VE SEEN A GUY'S LEGS GET SAWED OFF WITH A CHAINSAW, AND YOU HAVE TO BE THE MOST HORRIBLE YET. I'M PRETTY SURE YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS TO WEIRD ME OUT. YOU DO LOOK A LITTLE STRANGE. AND BY STRANGE, I MEAN YOU ARE A HORROR THAT WOULD GIVE THE REST OF ALTERNIA A RUN FOR IT'S BOONBUCK.

OH JEGUS, I HAVE TO EXPLAIN MY LIFE TO YOU TOO? ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO REPEAT ANY OF THIS SHIT AGAIN:
GOGDAMN IS FUCK YOU.
LAY OFF IS FUCK YOU.
YOU GET STUCK IN A VOID BY SOME FUCKING HUMAN GRUBWORM DESTROYING YOUR REWARD AFTER THE MOST FUCKING AMAZING GAME SESSION YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE. ALSO FUCK YOU.
THE UNIVERSE DID COME BACK, YOU NOOKSNIFFER. OTHERWISE YOU WOULDN'T BE ALIVE. YOU KNOW WHO BROUGHT IT BACK? ME. I MADE YOUR FUCKING UNIVERSE, SO STOP TRYING TO WEIRD ME OUT AND SHOW SOME FUCKING RESPECT.

AND STOP TALKING ABOUT THE LITTLE GIRL. IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A BIGGER FREAK.