The layout of writings here on LJ is freaking me out..... It wouldn't if I posted more v_v

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Elegance does not complment stupidity.
Gravity sometimes makes pink elephants bounce.
Goblins gather golden grapes.
Saints dance with naked polar bears.

Aqueducts do not match purple hats.
Red corvettes do not seat elephants.
Evil emus eat angry elephants.

Igloos should not be microwaved.
Nuts can not roll up hill.

Tom's tasty torch teaches tarty turtles.
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Today Holly and I went to the park ( Read more... )

I have recently made up a new writing exercise, One that I hope has not already been made. (I doubt this ( Read more... )

A new story I've been working on, longest thing I have on lj now :D.
Word count: 7541
No warnings.
 ( Chapter I )

Fan fiction + OC. based somewhere in the batman (animated) series.

( Harlequin in a snow storm. )

This is a story I originally wrote for Sundaysnuggles until i noticed it would be way too long, so I'm posting it here as a WIP.

Summary:
Travis Dea Is a Dragon on assinement to the human worlds when he meets his assigned chaparone for the week he is there.
Tassel Vell, a fantasy story reading bookworm imployed by the secret agencies as a secret ( Read more... )

Warning: First ever attempt at romance.

( Jack and June have been wanting the same thing for years, but when the time comes will they get their pale, or the animal inside. )

( The Clock )

( Aargh! )