I Sing Of Arms And Of The Man
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING UNIT.
FOREIGN OPERATIONS DEPARTMENT.
MidLand BANK NIGERIA .
Dear Friend,
I am Frank Pedro, The head of auditing and accounting section of MIDLAND BANK NIGERIA, i need your assistance to execute a business deal that will be very beneficial to both of us
Here in this bank existed a dormant account for the past 8 years which belong to an American national late Mr Morris Thompson who died with his family members in a plane crash of the Alaska Airlines Flight 261.
since then we have not had any body coming for the claims as the next of kin. I have monitored this deposit over the years after his death, and nobody has showed up as the next of kin for the past three and half years. With my position in the bank now I have moved the file to my private custody seeking for a trustworthy person who can assist me in claiming this fund as the next of kin to late Mr Thompson,hence i contacted you.
The amount at the moment coupled with all the accumulated interest, the balance in this account stands at 9.5 million pounds.(£9.5m).
If you can assist me in this transfer. please kindly reply this email and forward to me your Phone and fax number so i can contact you for further briefing.
Please remember that this deal must be handled secretly until this fund hits your bank account.
Best Regards
Mr Frank Pedro
Dear Frank Pedro,
I am curious as to how you found me, and believe me to be trustworthy if you don't even know my name. There seem to be a lot of extremely wealthy people with no next of kin dying and, if I followed them, I would have made no small fortune. Nigeria seems to be a hotspot for these activities. Unfortunately, my bank account is almost certainly unsuited for your purposes, as it is a sock behind the radiator in my bedroom. If this is good for you, then I would gladly recieve several million pounds. If not, I hope I have wasted some of your time.
This, my friends, is why my brother is awesome.
Anyway! I am ridiculously bored, and will therefore recycle an old meme. Hooray!
Come up with the most illogical, off-the-wall, harebrained, WTF conspiracy theory you can think of for any fandom (or fandoms!) I know about, and I will try to defend it!
Also, re. the Kingdom Hearts II intro movie: when did Kairi become hot? How?
...and, between her, Macbeth and Mr. Tumnus, I think I'm going to have to add 'finding inappropriate people hot' to the interests list.
In fact, if you've been wondering 'what the hell is that thing on her interests list supposed to mean?' and it wasn't explained here, now is the time to ask.
...yep, really bored.
(You know the meme I really should recycle? The 'guess which of your fics is being quoted' one, after I've finished the three squillion things I need to write for fanfic100. Then I would get them all completely, amazingly wrong, and you could laugh at me.)