I'm Mr. Tumnus! Look at my freak legs!
Merry Christmas, everyone!
I feel a bit guilty for, y'know, not sending presents out to anyone. At the moment, all my worldly wealth consists of ten pounds and some mildly interesting fluff. Because of this, I seem to have few options other than reviewing people's fanfiction for Christmas, because, y'know, everyone loves reviews. So if there's anything you'd like me to look at, link me to it in a comment.
I have nothing else to say, so I will say 'Look at me! I don't have a shirt! I'm freezing cold! Look at my freak legs!' and prance about while everyone looks on in some bewilderment.
I feel a bit guilty for, y'know, not sending presents out to anyone. At the moment, all my worldly wealth consists of ten pounds and some mildly interesting fluff. Because of this, I seem to have few options other than reviewing people's fanfiction for Christmas, because, y'know, everyone loves reviews. So if there's anything you'd like me to look at, link me to it in a comment.
I have nothing else to say, so I will say 'Look at me! I don't have a shirt! I'm freezing cold! Look at my freak legs!' and prance about while everyone looks on in some bewilderment.