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Rain vs. Colbert: An Epic Romance
Jan 07, 2011 23:41
If any of you haven't yet encountered the glorious slashiness of Stephen Colbert's tangle with Korean superstar Rain - now's the time. :-)
1: The Beginning of Everything ("He's Singing in Korean")
Rain boots Stephen down to No. 2 of the Time Reader's Poll List of Top 100 Most Influential People. In order to rein Rain in, Stephen shows his own influential Korean R&B music video.
2: Korea Speaks
Yahoo Korea comments on the feud.
3: Stephen Wags the Finger
Rain earns the wag of the Colbert finger by pulling ahead of Stephen in the online poll for the next Time 100 List.
4: The Challenge
Rain flirts shamelessly sends Stephen a message concerning Stephen's Korean music video. Stephen's resistence begins to crumble, and he challenges Rain to a dance-off, or a cuddle-off, or a spoon-off - all fiercely competitive, yet intimate gestures.
5: Speed Racer
Rain acts in the movie "Speed Racer". Stephen is jealous.
6: Rain Wins Again
Stephen loses Time's Top 100 to Rain... AGAIN.
7: The Dance-Off
Rain accepts the dance-off challenge. (No, really.) Essentially slash. :-) Poor Rain has suffered a severe styling disaster, but hey, that kind of thing happens.
Incidentally, why is there no Rain/Stephen slash? WHY?!?
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