Meme of Procrastination!

[rheasilvia]

The Hypothetical AU Meme: Take any one of the fandoms you know I write in (or think I should), and give me a type of AU (space opera AU, pirate AU, superhero AU, Ancient Rome, etc). I will then explain what story from your chosen fandom I would write for your chosen type of AU.

Comments

[jo_lasalle]

I do not approve of procrastination when sparkly boys are waiting for their happy ending! *g*

But if you're so inclined: the JE slavefic AU! (Can I hope there's at least an Akame subplot in it?)

[rheasilvia]

Oh, yes, the slavefic AU! :-) (I really should have guessed you'd choose this, shouldn't I. *g

[solo]

Oh, yes, the slavefic AU! :-) (I really should have guessed you'd choose this, shouldn't I. *g*)

Some people are rather predictable, aren't they...

Ryo finds himself left with the too tall, too thin, too awkward one with the mysterious scars, who seems to have no clue how a proper slave should behave, and who doesn't seem to be particularly accomplished at anything except acrobatics...

:-) You might find yourself writing this.

why he seems to know more about the dreaded space pirates than he wants to let on...

Shouldn't it be 'dread space pirates'? Or am I just weird? The Dread Space Pirate Gackt... maybe?

[rheasilvia]

who doesn't seem to be particularly accomplished at anything except acrobatics.

You know... in zero G, what looks like remarkable but useless skill in acrobatics might suddenly turn out to be... something else entirely. *g*

You might find yourself writing this.

Would I ever write something this silly? Me? Ever?

Ack.

Shouldn't it be 'dread space pirates'? Or am I just weird?

If it's a part of their name, then Dread sounds more dreadful. :-) But in this instance I was merely exptressing the general attitude of prospectors like Ryo towards them...

The Dread Space Pirate Gackt... maybe?

Gackt is the Dread Space Pirate General - too much time spent in too shoddily shielded ships has bleached his eyes and hair and rendered him slightly insane, but hasn't slowed him down any.

[rheasilvia]

You might find yourself writing this.

headdesk

[jo_lasalle]

Some people are rather predictable, aren't they...

HEY!

(I'm not even going to say 'There should really be more slavefic in the world.' That way lies trouble. *g*)

[jo_lasalle]

I really should have guessed you'd choose this, shouldn't I.

What, me? Being obvious? Never!

Captain Akanishi soon monopolizes Kame, the most accomplished and popular of the slaves.

He would totally be! Poor Ryo, left with the... um, leftovers. Mysterious scars, ooooh. This could be fun...

[rheasilvia]

Poor Ryo, left with the... um, leftovers.

It's not that Junno's not nice to look at or anything, because he kind of is. It's just...

But that doesn't mean that Senior Specialist Nakamaru can get all grabby like that.

Mysterious scars, ooooh.

Yeah, you expect slaves to be whipped sometimes, at least if they're as inept as Junno is... and he does have some scars like that. But then there's the other kind, and Ryo isn't an expert in scars, but it kind of looks - except it can't be, of course, because who shoots at a leisure&body slave with a disruptor pistol?

This could be fun...

Don't tempt me. ;-)

[rheasilvia]

I have no excuse...