All layers, sign up: Robert wants to lie on the bottom!
I learned something new just now. During a discussion about the grammar distinguishing "to lay" and "to lie", I found that that whenever Robert gets around to having sex, he's going to do it from the lower position.
How did I determine this? Quoth the Snazz:
"To figure out whether it's 'lay' or 'lie', just think of getting laid. The other person is laying you, thus doing the LAY-ing, which means that you're doing the LIE-ing."
Now, since it's hard to lie in the upper position, and since Rob was presuming that he was "getting laid", not "doing the laying", I think his choice of position is pretty clear.
...You know, the really amusing part of this whole thing is that the topic came up immediately after a discussion on eunichs, which Robert often confuses with UNIX (a computer system). I think this only proves that he's one frustrated boy, so ladies, anyone want to help him out here? (Harpoldian sisters need not apply!)
(This tidbit of information brought to you by the International Jenni Embarrasses Robert Fund.)
How did I determine this? Quoth the Snazz:
"To figure out whether it's 'lay' or 'lie', just think of getting laid. The other person is laying you, thus doing the LAY-ing, which means that you're doing the LIE-ing."
Now, since it's hard to lie in the upper position, and since Rob was presuming that he was "getting laid", not "doing the laying", I think his choice of position is pretty clear.
...You know, the really amusing part of this whole thing is that the topic came up immediately after a discussion on eunichs, which Robert often confuses with UNIX (a computer system). I think this only proves that he's one frustrated boy, so ladies, anyone want to help him out here? (Harpoldian sisters need not apply!)
(This tidbit of information brought to you by the International Jenni Embarrasses Robert Fund.)