All layers, sign up: Robert wants to lie on the bottom!

[reythia]

I learned something new just now. During a discussion about the grammar distinguishing "to lay" and "to lie", I found that that whenever Robert gets around to having sex, he's going to do it from the lower position

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[snazz]

um, in defense: when you're getting laid, it does not necessarily mean that you're the one on your back. shoot, you could be standing up or hanging from the ceiling or anything, and you're still getting laid. i just thought i should point out this connotation. (and 'eunuchs'.)

[reythia]

Yes, but your comment was that you'd be the one doing the lie-ing, which is hard to do while hanging from the ceiling, etc.

And okay, so I can't spell. Or type, since I just wrote "spell" as "speel" there... which looked rather more funny than "eunichs" to me. :)

[snazz]

actually, i never said it like that. i said something to the effect that i'd be laid, which is different than the one who is lying. or, i said that at least sometimes i'd be lying, i guess. i haven't figured out the best strategy yet. the upshot is, i'm kind of flexible on the position issue.

[reythia]

Haha! Just not the "being laid" (in one position or another) part, huh? Well, I can respect that! :)

[unceremonious]

Maybe he will be on the bottom because his girl will really really like the cowgirl position?