Living in Mozambique sucks

or,

The eternal dilemma of healthcare

I received an email back from a benefits person at Botsford, and since I'll be part-time, it would cost me like $130 per pay period to get health insurance.  Now, considering that I'm only working 5 shifts per pay period, that's a huge portion of my take-home pay.  The eternal dilemma ( Read more... )

I've got the cleanest, meanest penis ( Read more... )

On Thursday,
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I should be doing something constructive right now, but clearly, I am not.  In particular, I should really be reading my chapters or studying them for my two classes.  That would be especially prudent since I've gotten a 79 and a 72 on my two quizzes in Anatomy.  The thing is, I think that I am mentally no longer a student.  I sit through class and ( Read more... )

Spectacularly

or,

Whatever, bitch

Yesterday, Duradgio and I went to Woody's.  The motivation was that Woody's has beers for $1 on Mondays.  At first, we were on the roof, and we looked down on the street and made fun of all the folk walking by.  We noted that it must have been Thick SIsta night at O'Toole's.

We then went downstairs, where we were ( Read more... )

Oh Lawd.  I have another interview tomorrow at Botsford Hospital in Farmington Hills.  It's at 10AM, so I'll probably have to go straight to class afterwards.  Fuck, I'd rather stay home and drink in the morning, and I'm really mad that this blasted interview is interrupting my plans to do so.  I think that my decision on the matter is by no means ( Read more... )

Mark is such an ass.  I adjusted the tellers' schedules at work and sent him an email explaining that I need to leave by 4 on Friday, June 9th for the wedding of
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No, dumbass

or,

I am falsely ill

I am falsely ill today.  Hell, calling in to Mark was such a damn process.  I left him a voicemail at like 7 this morning and he called me back.  My story was that I was sick to my stomach and had diarrhea.  My thought process was that the prospect of diarrhea is so embarassing, it is inherently believable if I'm ( Read more... )

An illegal alien

or,

I constantly fret

I think I'm going to invent a fur-incinerator.  When I comb and brush my cat (at least daily) I put all of the fur in the garbage, where it inevitably flies out and lands everywhere.  If I were to burn it immediately after getting it off the animal, this problem wouldn't exist.

I was talking to this guy at the ( Read more... )

I am completely in love with my cat. My moms and my sists came over today to view him, and I can not believe that any cat would be so open and affectionate to so many strangers. He is presently lying on my bed licking himself ( Read more... )