Quickly ascended ( Read more... )

You can only take so many white people ( Read more... )

Don't ask me how it's possible, but here are my grades for the semester ( Read more... )

Huge fan of avocadoes

or,

Thank goodness he's a cat

I woke up this morning (not for the first time) with my arm around Adeeb.  I am not exactly certain how that happens, but I find it amusing nevertheless.

I went out to lunch with Ryan yesterday, even though I had been needlessly apprehensive about doing so the day before.  I'm glad I did.  He's a ( Read more... )

Bring on the government cheese ( Read more... )

The damn Cookie Monster

or,

No standing

I can't believe myself. I was at Kroger tonight, and all of those Halloween confections looked so good.  I actually bought some cookies, which I have been eating since then like I'm the damn Cookie Monster.  In all of my time buying groceries for myself, I think it's honestly the first time I bought some ( Read more... )

Fuck that cookie ( Read more... )

Mr. Potato ( Read more... )