I came home from work and saw that I had a card taped to my door. I recognized Gordon's handwriting on it. "How nice," I thought, "my first card of the season."
I opened it and was stunned.
Curious?
Okay, so Gordon is an 80 year old gay man, if I haven't mentioned it recently. When I opened the card, it was absolutely surreal. I was laughing so hard on the inside that it was completely unvocalized. Thanks to Gordon, I can truly make the yuletide gay.