Sorry I haven't been posting as I'd have liked to, guys. I actually have shit to say this time!

1. I FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY got my learner's permit yesterday! It was...frighteningly easy. My only problem is that instead of the six months I thought it would have me to get my for real driver's license, I have twenty days. Holy shrimp, twenty days. o ( Read more... )

Later on, my tweets on LJ are going to say that I'm worried my mom is in jail. She's not, thankfully, and I was being a worrywart, so I'll explain what I meant ( Read more... )

I ordered an Intuos4 tablet. Large. And I'm going to hunt for a new monitor tomorrow.
I feel kinda freaked out about it. Like a virgin about to have sex with a guy that's...very endowed.

...the simile was very appropriate, I assure you.

I'm budgeted until the next pay period, I've got quite a bit of money to spare. Why am I so freaked out?

CFI as in College Foundation, Inc ( Read more... )

The two older ladies that I usually eat lunch with on the weekdays, the school librarian and the after school program coordinator, told me more efficient ways to clean and cut collard greens, today. Thank you, Mrs. Sua and Ms. Newsome, because cleaning greens is horrible and, as people RPing with me know, it TAKES FOREVER. Now I know what a ( Read more... )

Apparently, I got paid today. Thank goodness for direct deposit, but I wasn't expecting it. SCORE. I can go food shopping without fear!

I should have never got that credit card. My History teacher told me not to. And I didn't get one until last year. It already annoys me.

*sigh*

Stupid school. Another reason I hated you. What am I thinking, trying to go back? Hell no.

Well...not a MILF, as I don't do that. But she is hotness. So I'll say she's a MILMOW (Mom I'd Like to Make Out With ( Read more... )

...I got The CPT Theorem and Rimes of the Hip-Hop Mariners just now.
Nooo. Stop it, Robyn.
I shouldn't have money. Chriiiist.

EDIT: Also, Greydon's song, "The N Word". YES. I love him so much. It's very Chris Rock-ish.
SON OF THE EDIT: In Scurvy Dan's song "Sea Monsters", they mention Tiamat. THEY WIN FOREVER.

[How Clean Is Your House?]I adore this show. I usually don't get into reality TV, but I can't stop watching this. It's like a train wreck. And every time, it makes me want to clean the house from top to bottom. Seriously...I had planned to do a major overhaul today. But this headache had made me incredibly weak. I'm sad, I'd been looking forward to ( Read more... )