013 [Voice; he's giving himself a headache!]

Dec 11, 2010 22:32

[The recording starts out with a resounding din that sounds like a lot of really loud men's voices competing for your attention. It's almost incomprehensible, but if you strain your ears, you can just barely make out bits and pieces of it all.

And the weirder thing is? They all sound exactly like Renji.]

I really wanna beat Kuchiki-taichou-There ( Read more... )

abarai renji

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edgeworthless December 11 2010, 22:16:18 UTC
Um...Er........Huh.

[He was going to ask if you were okay, but he can't seem to figure out if that's even an appropriate reaction to this. XD]

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[Voice] tackysunglasses December 12 2010, 06:05:14 UTC
GAH, it's Frills again!

What?! [Renji's just doesn't sound happy.]

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[Voice] edgeworthless December 12 2010, 15:31:15 UTC
Are you asking me or are you challenging me to point it out? Surely ... the matter that concerns me hasn't escaped your attention?

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[Voice] tackysunglasses December 12 2010, 15:33:09 UTC
There ain't anythin' comin' outta that mouth that makes any damn sense!

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[voice] northernhold December 12 2010, 05:08:09 UTC
...What?

[HE'S SO CONFUSED you don't even know.

Also, his thoughts are in Danish. SO UH...]

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[voice] tackysunglasses December 12 2010, 05:15:34 UTC
[GAH, he's so confused by all of his rampaging thoughts too and now, just what is THIS?]

W-wha? I don't speak that.

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[voice] WOW I BROKE THE HTML I am so sorry orz northernhold December 12 2010, 05:30:55 UTC
Don't speak what?

[ Denne fyr er virkelig underligt. Jeg tror, han taler med sig selv... Hvordan er han endda taler til mig, hvis han ikke forstår? Men jeg kan forstå ham, sådan. Dette er virkelig forvirrende...! ]

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[Voice; it happens to us all!] tackysunglasses December 12 2010, 06:03:10 UTC
I don't speak that language you're ranting in!

Maybe we could fight this guy for practise, it'll bring us at least a step closer to beating Kuchiki-taichou!

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nobler_than_you December 23 2010, 11:45:41 UTC
... [Kuchiki Byakuya smirking? Nooooo~]

I think you've made yourself perfectly clear, Renji. Why would someone give him extra mouths... He is loud enough already [does not approve of this]

If you wish to not fall behind so badly then perhaps we should train. Are we allowed to in this place?

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[1/2; would this be voice~?] tackysunglasses December 23 2010, 11:56:36 UTC
((Renji's sticking to voice, but even if Byakuya just used video, Renji is too out of it to turn the phone face-up for the moment.))

[He's making a face, scowling hard at the machine, but then his eyes widen and his fingers forget how to move.

He doesn't hit the keys, because all they do is twitch and his ears don't pick up on all the sounds around him because there's that voice.

All he does is stare, dumbfounded, until the recording is over.]

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[2/2; voice] tackysunglasses December 23 2010, 12:01:42 UTC
[It's over. It finally clicks in his suddenly muddled mind and he jerks the phone over, moving away from the tiny Pokemon that wound up in his care so he won't wake it up, perching in the window before he clicks to respond.]

... t-taichou? [It's painfully quiet and hesitant. Kind of pathetic, really, like he was doubting in his own voice after disbelieving his ears.]

[There were questions he had to answer, even though he had plenty of his own to ask, but he couldn't make heads or tails of them.

MEMORIA. Tell him about MEMORIA. Maybe this was her doing... wait, the zombies? Again?]

... that's funny. [The voice is cocky and mocking.] Didn't know MEMORIA gave repeat performances.

Listen. Ya ain't gonna fool me. Yer not Kuchiki-taichou, yer just another one of MEMORIA's weird experiments!

[Now that the shock wore off, he can remember the questions. Sure, give him answers, what could possibly go wrong?] Why would she? Y'should know better than me, seein' as how yer one of her little experiments, right ( ... )

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[Voice and yeah the last one was voice |D] nobler_than_you December 23 2010, 12:18:36 UTC
... [Let him just take a moment to digest, if he were anyone else I'm sure Renji would be getting an earful already]

Renji [he starts calmly] I do not know this... MEMORIA of which you speak and I most certainly am Kuchiki Byakuya [How dare you insinuate otherwise, you're going to get your arse kicked when you next train]

... Kusajishi-fukutaichou is here as well? [Is that nervousness in his voice? Maybe because God help him, he seemed to be without any sweets to shove in her mouth to keep her quiet should she pounce]

Renji, as my fukutaichou I believe there will be no 'pounding' as you have so eloquent put it, you have only made me fall to one knee after all.

((THAT'S OK <3
Ooooooh yeaaaah~ Can you say arse-kicking and cleaning duty, Renji? He'll find somewhere for you to clean, shush!))

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