I wrote this bit on Saturday, but never posted it:

My date night was nuked thanks to The Douche yet again not being able to put together a schedule. I'm at work tonight instead of enjoying an epic four days off from HelpDeskThisIsKimberley. My schedule flips from being off on Fri/Sat to Sun/Mon this weekend. I'd initially offered to work either ( Read more... )

Unrelated opening: while getting ready for last week's interview, I realized I couldn't find my garter belt. Granted the fishnet thigh-highs (a totally cool blend of white and black, btw) were allegedly intended to be garter-free, but I prefer to hedge my bets with thigh-highs during interviews ( Read more... )

ivorygates just sent me a link to the company's site and OMFG CANNOT STOP LAUGHING. (It's the dude at the very end holding the fucking PCR instrument like a boombox that just did me the hell in.)

Fucking GENIUS, people. GENIUS.

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*just cries with laughter some more*
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Young master Sampson continues to offset Mason's increasingly-scary anorexic tendencies (I really hope the vet's right and his appetite will come back once he's beaten this cold) by increasing his density to rival that of a neutron star. Holy hell. Back in p-chem lab, there were some lead bricks that were supposed to be used for some experiment ( Read more... )

( Evolution of Light Microscopy: or, Why I Love My Dead Gay Pathology Mailing List. Seriously, I hurt something in my chest from laughing because John posted this WITH NO WARNING. )

After having admitted in that most recent entry about the revenge sex I had in various labs at the Corrupt Pharmaceutical Company because of my hate for The Wire Monkey who ran it, I feel I must confess that debauching The Wire Monkey's Golden Boy (we even made him an insignia to wear, such was his universally recognized status as TWM's GB) was the ( Read more... )

( Hee. The ferret!fanboy hired me. AWESOME. )

Due to hugely embittering circumstances, I'm interrupting my regularly scheduled archaeological neep to bitchslap me some pseudo-science and woo-woo notions surrounding actual science. This is also to give y'all a bit of technical background on some of the terms and whatnot used in paranormal investigations and research. (You know. Just in case ( Read more... )

I have been listening to what is up there on my personal top ten list of Most Stupid Books EVER. This book makes me yearn for assbabies born of non-con man-mom/demonic dick-tentacle unions. The big fucking plot twist? The kid with TK doesn't actually have TK! No! He can move things not with his mind but because -- wait for it...waaaaait for it ( Read more... )

( And because the day wasn't already exciting enough... )