In lu of the boring, whiny, non-pirate "Arrrrg" in the last post, I give you The Dread Pirate Maren of Marshfield, and the fun, terrible, Dread Pirate Maren jokes that followed back in 2006 (most of which are in the comments).

Emmies is feeling better! And making funny noises ( Read more... )

Feeling quite a bit better, happily. Still got the ickies in the nose and throat, and my voice sounds like I swollowed a bunch of gravel, but hopefully whatever this was (not sure if it was food poisioning or some sort of flu bug at this point) is finally being booted from my system. I'm pretty sure I'll have a god awful cough for another week or ( Read more... )

Just got back from seeing Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. Aside from a general "OMIGOD, IT ROCKED SO HARD CORE!", I have ( one very minor spoiler )

I get to see Pirates on Thursday! YAYness ( Read more... )

Arrr! I got another email addressed to Dread Pirate Maren! Same text as the first one, but in the subject header I've been downgraded from "Pirate" to "Wench" for Father's Day. Of course, I had to share this with Emma in MSN.
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::snort::
This is about the most creative junk mail I have ever received. I mean, come on, when the subject says something like "Avast, yee Dread Pirate Maren of Marshfield", I can't help but click.

The contents were as follows:

Avast ye, dread-pirate Maren!...

Ye hast searched the 7 seas for many
a year, and Today, the map ye hast discovered
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