Jun 08, 2006 16:24
::snort::
This is about the most creative junk mail I have ever received. I mean, come on, when the subject says something like "Avast, yee Dread Pirate Maren of Marshfield", I can't help but click.
The contents were as follows:
Avast ye, dread-pirate Maren!...
Ye hast searched the 7 seas for many
a year, and Today, the map ye hast discovered
leads to a boundless treasure beyond even
Longjohn Silver's wildest dreams...
Maren's Day of Fortune has finally
arrived, and it bears the mark of:
>>>>>>>>>>> Y E N O M__ E R U S A E R T__E T A R I P<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
What? A Riddle? Indeed!
When the code is broken, the vault of
real, spendable, Pirate Treasure Money will open.
I have absolutely no idea what it's trying to sell me (I'm thinking free money what with the Super Secret Riddle translating into Pirate Treasure Money) since it's in my junk mailbox (will wonders never cease! After telling hotmail all these emails I'm receiving at *least* twenty times - each - my junk mail filter finally starts getting some use) and therefor all the images and flashy stuff are disabled, but the words are amusing none the less.
ARRR, I be a PIRATE! Does this mean Capt'n Jack and his lofty Black Pearl are going to come sail me away into the sunset and corrupt my innocent ways? ;) Just don't let me forget my Bonine.
pirates,
amused