Okay guys. Today? Something amazing happened.

Someone at the grocery store looked at me funny and asked where my mom was.

So what, I'm actually getting YOUNGER instead of OLDER? The hell.

On the plus side, I thought it was funny rather than infuriating. We laughed about it.

Let me tell you internets, if your name is "--acy Peterson" then you're pretty fucking likely to be horribly murdered by your husband.

Also: UNTRUTHINESS.

So Isaac and I'd anniversary is conveniently three days before Valentine's Day which makes cute little presents super easy. Except Isaac hates THINGS, and he only keeps the things I give him because he knows I would be sad if he threw them away. So an anni present is kind of difficult. I was thinking to give him a gift certificate to somewhere he ( Read more... )

So, my eyes get itchy sometimes. They were like that today, in fact XP I bought some Visine earlier this week so I decided to try it out and see if it could help. I had an eye infection a couple years ago which was the first time I ever used eye drops, but I remembered it being a pain in the ass so I was very careful to line up the dropper with my ( Read more... )