"...and they will know just how predictable these fucking things can be."
The "Emma" Awards post! FINALLY. I had to wrestle Photobucket into submission.
IT WAS A VERY SHERLOCKIAN NIGHT
The Emmys snuck up on me this year, so I wasn't paying attention to the noms beforehand.
AND THEN THERE WAS BEN AND MARTEEEN ON MAH TEEVEE LOLING AT A BRITISH JOKE. WIN! Well, for me. They didn't win anything. :( :( :( Robbed, I tell ya, ROBBED. But lookit his cute little smile! And Martin's, uh, cute little ear!
HAI BEN HAI!!! And because it's been center-of-the-sun levels of hot around here lately, he apparently stuck wet naps to his forehead to keep cool. DYING I'M DYING. Oh, Ben. ♥ And, hey, Martin got a haircut since I last saw him, niiiiiiice. What is he wearing in that last one? AHAHAHAHAHA. MARTIN. I see you went to the Gale and Randy School of Fashion.
THE RANDOM MOMENTS
• Jimmy Kimmel's not my favorite person, but he did pretty darned good. He was comfy and kept things relaxed and made me lol. Not counting the bathroom opener. That was painful. Boooo. But his self-tribute as Josh Groban sang, hee. My vote for next year? A Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon trifecta. You know they would rock that shit.
• Oddest Voice-over as the Emmy Winner Walks To The Stage Award: "... Eric Stonestreet. Born and raised in Kansas City. He helped raise pigs as a young man." I.. really hope he was the one who sent in what he'd like said. Otherwise, that's just awkward lol. But, awww, Eric thanking Jesse again, "... There would be no Cam without Mitch..." ♥
• The paparazzi stage set-up as the winner left the stage seemed like something you'd find at Universal Studios (Pretend You're a Celebrity!) BUT FOR REAL CELEBS AND A LOT WEIRD. I died when Louis C.K. walked right by them lol. And how he was all :| in all his pre-taped interviews, etc lakdfjas. If he ever hosts, the entire show would take like, thirty minutes.
• HI CHANDLER BING. "... and then I remembered I like attention." Hee.
• Best Skit: Aubrey terrorizing everyone on Modern Family. SO MUCH WIN. Even if I still want the original Lily back alkdfja. Also, Sheldon geeking out over the Emmy accountants, hee. "CPA! CPA! CPA!" And Penny's, "They're not all popular. The writers are there." I fangirl you, writers, I doooo.
• Melissa McCarthy going on about each nominee, lol, thumbs up! I'm so glad she gets to go to all the award shows these days. YOU BRING DA FUNNY, GIRL.
• Biggest WTF: Jon Cryer winning Best Actor for Comedy Series. No, really, WTF.
• I still have Julia Louis-Dreyfus' show (Veep) on my To Watch list, but I'm so excited she won! (Even tho I had my fingers crosed for Amy.) And then her and Amy's "mixed up" speeches AHAHAHAHA. (I love how amazingly supportive and funny the women have been the last few years. WOMEN. ♥)
• Tracy Morgan on the floor seemed like it would be funny when Jimmy first described it. Turned out it wasn't.
• I've only watched the first ep of Homeland so far (so good!), but I'm tickled Claire Danes and Damien Lewis won Emmas! "I'm one of those pesky Brits..." Hee!
• Tina Fey and Jon Hamm have srsly ridic chemistry. ♥
• Jane Levy, "I thought you were from N. Carolina." Hee! Dumb joke, but her delivery was perfect.
• Best Moment of All Night: Stephen and Jimmy taking Jon Stewart down aldfkja. And then Jon being winded on stage. "I am not in the kind of shape I should be in to do a bit with Jimmy Falon, who is in very good shape. Son of a bitch!" The shot of Jimmy dying laughing in his seat was great! And then Jon gave an awesome acceptance speech and later wasn't in his seat alkjfasldkj and just yes. ALL THE WIN IN DAH WORLD FOR YOUUUUU.
• There wasn't any audience audio during the In Memoriam! That's new, isn't it? Solves the problem of the awkwardness when certain people get more applause than lesser knowns. But the whole graphic format for that segment was hella fugly, ugh. Super cheezy with the blue background and tiny little blurry boxes showing what they'd done--it looked like it was from the 80s, blech. /snob
• Was a shock to see Paris' (Gilmore Girls) boyfriend Doyle accept a screenwriting award, omg. I didn't know he wrote! And he beat out Sherlock. YOU MAKE IT HARD FOR ME TO BE HAPPY FOR YOU, DOYLE.
• Just me or was the Michael J. Fox standing O was a bit... er, awkward?
• No awards for Amy Poehler or Parks, Community, 30 Rock, The Big Bang Theory, Mad Men, Sherlock, and pretty much everything else I was rooting for. Well, FINE. Hmph.
HOLY MOLY HOTTIES AKA BEST DRESSED
I'M OBSESSED WITH THIS LOOK OMG. AND HER HAIR AND THE HALO JEWELRY AND OMG KAAAAAT! ♥ I'm sorry I don't like your show. :(
STUNNING ANGEL. :X She was one my very faves for the whole night. Baby bump. ♥ And then she won!
OMG CHRISTINA. Va-va-voom! There is just nothing wrong with this. *purrrrrrs* Gosh, she's beautiful.
Guh. So elegant. She's like my Kate Winslet of TV. Minus the belly cut-out.
I loooove this. The color, the lifted hem in the front, her shoes, her pixie haircut, makeup, just everything!
*swoons* That color is rockin' my world. And the top and the turquoise jewelry and her hair and and and!!!!!
Oooooooooooooooooo! *bounces* Everything was perfect from dress to her dark eyes. AND SHE SMILED. I KNOW RIGHT?!
Felt more Oscars than Emmys, but, holy shitkins, Giuliana was FLAWLESS.
Daring and different and delicious and omg I love you, Lucy. :X (I hope it was more comfortable to sit in than it looks.)
Such a perfect POW! of color against her skin and lovely hair and guh.
Classic siren, guuuuuuh. I can't stop staring.
So romantic! The detailing at her shoulders is lovely. And her up-do curls, awww.
Hi, California girl. :D She just looked so pretty and happy and I love that color on her and her boobs look snug and happy! Everyone wants happy boobs!
Lookit how adorable she is! And tall. I feel like an old aunt, but omg when did she get so big and grown up?! *pinches cheeks*
The design of this one is so damned cool. And I covet her shooooooooes. Only thing I'm not crazy about is the dress color. Hmn.
I reallyreally liked this one. The color! ♥ I wasn't lovin' the capped sleeves at first, but they've grown on me. Either way, lovely job of tailoring. It fits so perfect!
Well, you are just super cute!
Kelly being Kelly. :D
HONORABLE MENTION (COS THEY USUALLY DRESS LIKE CRAP)
TINA I'M SO PROUD OF YOUUUUU OMG. :D Next year we'll work on the tan lines.
OH YEAH WORK IT SINGLE GURL. :D Next year, no mock-vest front cuts on your hips highlighted in sparkle, bb.
She was a blue goddess walking down the carpet. Next year, only one high-assed dress slit, hm?
SO CLOSE TO PERFECT--BUT NO CIGAR
Inara! :D I'm looking at that right ear and suddenly realizing, y'know, she would make a really great Vulcan... ANYWAY. It fits nicely enough, but I just don't care for the harshness of the V-cut. And the top looks like sweater material? >.< In conclusion, I can't wait until that Serenity Browncoats Special next month. :D :D :D
Sofia, you are sexy as all hell, girl, dayum. Just, bleh, too many cut-outs. What was it with cut-outs this year?
So v. Zooey. Cute cute cute! ;) But it looks like, er, like it's sitting too low on her boobs.
It's like Julianne herself is like Hi! and her dress is like HI! Too much, too much.
I so have Edna, the amazingly awesome superhero clothing designer from The Incredibles, in my head sniffing indignantly and telling Hayden to lose the blue, that wraps are like capes and will get you killed lol. Also, ew. It's just too much for her tiny little frame. The dress underneath is perfect enough.
MELISSA. ♥ I love everything about this--except how thick that belt is. It's hard to tell here, but it made her boobs lay over weird and was distracting as heck. Otherwise, pretty pretty! :D
I can't even explain what was off about it. I quite liked it on her, it fits her so nicely! THE COLORS. ♥ I found out it originally had a matching coat that furthered the pattern, but I didn't like it much better on the model. *shrug* Maybe if it didn't have the hip wings? Ugh, I dunno.
It's kinda like her boobs are being pulled up by their eyelashes. >.<
OH GOOD GOD WHAT WERE THEY THINKING
I've tried, but... I can't look away. It's like she ripped the skirt climbing a fence to crash the party. AND ORANGE HOOKER SHOES. Of course! ALSO WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
This just makes me sad. Oh, bb, President Bartlet is v. disappoint. :( She doesn't even look like she feels pretty or comfortable. Also, tan lines. Ugh.
Clearly she just came from a middle-aged southern prom.
She looks so happy. I hate to say how fugly I think this is. :( It just looks SO FREAKIN' HEAVY.
*headdesk x 2* And if that wasn't bad enough, Ellen's suit was velvet. IDEK.
WHY CAN NONE OF THE GIRLS CAST DRESS THEMSELVES? D: Love Lena's pixie cut tho. ♥
Fashion line by Wolverine.
If there ever was a dress made from the skin of My Pretty Ponys, it would look like this.
Mayim joined the red carpet, having just been bridesmaid in a 1990s wedding. (I'm more worried about what happened to her thumb/hand. It's in a brace! D: )
Kristen, you do realize you're at the Emmys right? *blink* Also, special award for Most Awkward Red Carpet Posing. I feel like if I picked her arms up, they'd just flop back down to her sides. Sigh.
No idea who you are, but you're making me lol with this Marilyn Monroe costume.
Bring on the Golden Globes!
IT WAS A VERY SHERLOCKIAN NIGHT
The Emmys snuck up on me this year, so I wasn't paying attention to the noms beforehand.
AND THEN THERE WAS BEN AND MARTEEEN ON MAH TEEVEE LOLING AT A BRITISH JOKE. WIN! Well, for me. They didn't win anything. :( :( :( Robbed, I tell ya, ROBBED. But lookit his cute little smile! And Martin's, uh, cute little ear!
HAI BEN HAI!!! And because it's been center-of-the-sun levels of hot around here lately, he apparently stuck wet naps to his forehead to keep cool. DYING I'M DYING. Oh, Ben. ♥ And, hey, Martin got a haircut since I last saw him, niiiiiiice. What is he wearing in that last one? AHAHAHAHAHA. MARTIN. I see you went to the Gale and Randy School of Fashion.
THE RANDOM MOMENTS
• Jimmy Kimmel's not my favorite person, but he did pretty darned good. He was comfy and kept things relaxed and made me lol. Not counting the bathroom opener. That was painful. Boooo. But his self-tribute as Josh Groban sang, hee. My vote for next year? A Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon trifecta. You know they would rock that shit.
• Oddest Voice-over as the Emmy Winner Walks To The Stage Award: "... Eric Stonestreet. Born and raised in Kansas City. He helped raise pigs as a young man." I.. really hope he was the one who sent in what he'd like said. Otherwise, that's just awkward lol. But, awww, Eric thanking Jesse again, "... There would be no Cam without Mitch..." ♥
• The paparazzi stage set-up as the winner left the stage seemed like something you'd find at Universal Studios (Pretend You're a Celebrity!) BUT FOR REAL CELEBS AND A LOT WEIRD. I died when Louis C.K. walked right by them lol. And how he was all :| in all his pre-taped interviews, etc lakdfjas. If he ever hosts, the entire show would take like, thirty minutes.
• HI CHANDLER BING. "... and then I remembered I like attention." Hee.
• Best Skit: Aubrey terrorizing everyone on Modern Family. SO MUCH WIN. Even if I still want the original Lily back alkdfja. Also, Sheldon geeking out over the Emmy accountants, hee. "CPA! CPA! CPA!" And Penny's, "They're not all popular. The writers are there." I fangirl you, writers, I doooo.
• Melissa McCarthy going on about each nominee, lol, thumbs up! I'm so glad she gets to go to all the award shows these days. YOU BRING DA FUNNY, GIRL.
• Biggest WTF: Jon Cryer winning Best Actor for Comedy Series. No, really, WTF.
• I still have Julia Louis-Dreyfus' show (Veep) on my To Watch list, but I'm so excited she won! (Even tho I had my fingers crosed for Amy.) And then her and Amy's "mixed up" speeches AHAHAHAHA. (I love how amazingly supportive and funny the women have been the last few years. WOMEN. ♥)
• Tracy Morgan on the floor seemed like it would be funny when Jimmy first described it. Turned out it wasn't.
• I've only watched the first ep of Homeland so far (so good!), but I'm tickled Claire Danes and Damien Lewis won Emmas! "I'm one of those pesky Brits..." Hee!
• Tina Fey and Jon Hamm have srsly ridic chemistry. ♥
• Jane Levy, "I thought you were from N. Carolina." Hee! Dumb joke, but her delivery was perfect.
• Best Moment of All Night: Stephen and Jimmy taking Jon Stewart down aldfkja. And then Jon being winded on stage. "I am not in the kind of shape I should be in to do a bit with Jimmy Falon, who is in very good shape. Son of a bitch!" The shot of Jimmy dying laughing in his seat was great! And then Jon gave an awesome acceptance speech and later wasn't in his seat alkjfasldkj and just yes. ALL THE WIN IN DAH WORLD FOR YOUUUUU.
• There wasn't any audience audio during the In Memoriam! That's new, isn't it? Solves the problem of the awkwardness when certain people get more applause than lesser knowns. But the whole graphic format for that segment was hella fugly, ugh. Super cheezy with the blue background and tiny little blurry boxes showing what they'd done--it looked like it was from the 80s, blech. /snob
• Was a shock to see Paris' (Gilmore Girls) boyfriend Doyle accept a screenwriting award, omg. I didn't know he wrote! And he beat out Sherlock. YOU MAKE IT HARD FOR ME TO BE HAPPY FOR YOU, DOYLE.
• Just me or was the Michael J. Fox standing O was a bit... er, awkward?
• No awards for Amy Poehler or Parks, Community, 30 Rock, The Big Bang Theory, Mad Men, Sherlock, and pretty much everything else I was rooting for. Well, FINE. Hmph.
HOLY MOLY HOTTIES AKA BEST DRESSED
I'M OBSESSED WITH THIS LOOK OMG. AND HER HAIR AND THE HALO JEWELRY AND OMG KAAAAAT! ♥ I'm sorry I don't like your show. :(
STUNNING ANGEL. :X She was one my very faves for the whole night. Baby bump. ♥ And then she won!
OMG CHRISTINA. Va-va-voom! There is just nothing wrong with this. *purrrrrrs* Gosh, she's beautiful.
Guh. So elegant. She's like my Kate Winslet of TV. Minus the belly cut-out.
I loooove this. The color, the lifted hem in the front, her shoes, her pixie haircut, makeup, just everything!
*swoons* That color is rockin' my world. And the top and the turquoise jewelry and her hair and and and!!!!!
Oooooooooooooooooo! *bounces* Everything was perfect from dress to her dark eyes. AND SHE SMILED. I KNOW RIGHT?!
Felt more Oscars than Emmys, but, holy shitkins, Giuliana was FLAWLESS.
Daring and different and delicious and omg I love you, Lucy. :X (I hope it was more comfortable to sit in than it looks.)
Such a perfect POW! of color against her skin and lovely hair and guh.
Classic siren, guuuuuuh. I can't stop staring.
So romantic! The detailing at her shoulders is lovely. And her up-do curls, awww.
Hi, California girl. :D She just looked so pretty and happy and I love that color on her and her boobs look snug and happy! Everyone wants happy boobs!
Lookit how adorable she is! And tall. I feel like an old aunt, but omg when did she get so big and grown up?! *pinches cheeks*
The design of this one is so damned cool. And I covet her shooooooooes. Only thing I'm not crazy about is the dress color. Hmn.
I reallyreally liked this one. The color! ♥ I wasn't lovin' the capped sleeves at first, but they've grown on me. Either way, lovely job of tailoring. It fits so perfect!
Well, you are just super cute!
Kelly being Kelly. :D
HONORABLE MENTION (COS THEY USUALLY DRESS LIKE CRAP)
TINA I'M SO PROUD OF YOUUUUU OMG. :D Next year we'll work on the tan lines.
OH YEAH WORK IT SINGLE GURL. :D Next year, no mock-vest front cuts on your hips highlighted in sparkle, bb.
She was a blue goddess walking down the carpet. Next year, only one high-assed dress slit, hm?
SO CLOSE TO PERFECT--BUT NO CIGAR
Inara! :D I'm looking at that right ear and suddenly realizing, y'know, she would make a really great Vulcan... ANYWAY. It fits nicely enough, but I just don't care for the harshness of the V-cut. And the top looks like sweater material? >.< In conclusion, I can't wait until that Serenity Browncoats Special next month. :D :D :D
Sofia, you are sexy as all hell, girl, dayum. Just, bleh, too many cut-outs. What was it with cut-outs this year?
So v. Zooey. Cute cute cute! ;) But it looks like, er, like it's sitting too low on her boobs.
It's like Julianne herself is like Hi! and her dress is like HI! Too much, too much.
I so have Edna, the amazingly awesome superhero clothing designer from The Incredibles, in my head sniffing indignantly and telling Hayden to lose the blue, that wraps are like capes and will get you killed lol. Also, ew. It's just too much for her tiny little frame. The dress underneath is perfect enough.
MELISSA. ♥ I love everything about this--except how thick that belt is. It's hard to tell here, but it made her boobs lay over weird and was distracting as heck. Otherwise, pretty pretty! :D
I can't even explain what was off about it. I quite liked it on her, it fits her so nicely! THE COLORS. ♥ I found out it originally had a matching coat that furthered the pattern, but I didn't like it much better on the model. *shrug* Maybe if it didn't have the hip wings? Ugh, I dunno.
It's kinda like her boobs are being pulled up by their eyelashes. >.<
OH GOOD GOD WHAT WERE THEY THINKING
I've tried, but... I can't look away. It's like she ripped the skirt climbing a fence to crash the party. AND ORANGE HOOKER SHOES. Of course! ALSO WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
This just makes me sad. Oh, bb, President Bartlet is v. disappoint. :( She doesn't even look like she feels pretty or comfortable. Also, tan lines. Ugh.
Clearly she just came from a middle-aged southern prom.
She looks so happy. I hate to say how fugly I think this is. :( It just looks SO FREAKIN' HEAVY.
*headdesk x 2* And if that wasn't bad enough, Ellen's suit was velvet. IDEK.
WHY CAN NONE OF THE GIRLS CAST DRESS THEMSELVES? D: Love Lena's pixie cut tho. ♥
Fashion line by Wolverine.
If there ever was a dress made from the skin of My Pretty Ponys, it would look like this.
Mayim joined the red carpet, having just been bridesmaid in a 1990s wedding. (I'm more worried about what happened to her thumb/hand. It's in a brace! D: )
Kristen, you do realize you're at the Emmys right? *blink* Also, special award for Most Awkward Red Carpet Posing. I feel like if I picked her arms up, they'd just flop back down to her sides. Sigh.
No idea who you are, but you're making me lol with this Marilyn Monroe costume.
Bring on the Golden Globes!