lost, lost, and more lost
Guess what I got caught up on? \:D/
Random mini-rant
The disclaimer at the start of every enhanced ep bugs me. They tell us it's not a flashforward or flashback, but rather a flashsideways of how things would've gone had the plane landed safely in LA. But that doesn't make sense. Too many things are radically changed BEFORE the plane even lands. Like Sawyer being a cop. Jack having a son. Rose living in NY rather than CA. I can see it as a parallel world with no connection to the plane crash timeline, but not a singular continuation of the exact people we've been following for years.
I'm possibly overthinking again. It just bugs me EVERY. SINGLE. EP.
Lost, 6.04
Locke vs. the sprinklers aldfkajs. On the other hand, is it normal to park so close to the lawn with a wheelchair? I'm guessing Locke had a history of falling on his face and that gets old on a gravel driveway. :P
Well, hello there, Helen! I've always thought you and Locke were MFEO if Ben's crotchal area wasn't available.
Er, his dad is around? O...kay.
Hee, Hurley owns the company. I like this Hurley, all confident.
Sawyer: I'm here because my plane crashed, because my raft blew up, because the helicopter I was on was riding one too heavy.
BWA! He really has had a hard time leaving. Though I think he's actually been happier on the island than off, counting his time with Juliet, and before that, wanting to stay there with Kate.
Whoa! Who's that little kid in the jungle?! First thought was that it was Aaron grown up, but it being a tiny Jacob makes more sense. Well, as much as Lost ever does, heh. Soooo, does this mean Jacob regenerates? The smoke monster has appeared as other people. But the kid was talking to the smoke monster. So that theory's shot. :P
Kid: You know the rules. You can't kill him.
"Locke": Don't tell me what I can't do!
1) So, is this whole thing a giant game with human pieces? 2) Is the real Locke's personality bleeding through to the smoke monster? That hissy fit is straight outta original!Locke's mouth. Or else Locke and the smoke monster were just that similiar to begin with.
ROSE! ♥ Aw, man. I guess she's still dying here though. This ep needs more Bernard.
Sawyer needs to point guns at people and quote classic novels all the time. *rrowrr*
Locke to Helen: ...waiting for a miracle island cos there is no such thing.
Aww. :(
Locke buried next to Boone, awww. Oh, man, I forgot (or didn't ever know?) it was called Boone Hill. :(
Oh god. Locke seeing Ben in the teacher's lounge. Locke so had on his "He's going to be my woobie!" face aldsfkjas.
Lost, 6.05
DUDE. Jack has a son. Who's a piano prodigy. And he's worried about being a bad dad on the island and is learning to be a great one in the LAXverse and, guh, I love that so hard.
I thought they were gonna have the music David was listening to on his earphones end up being Charlie's band, heh.
I LOVE HURLEY SO MUCH. Like, every single scene he's in makes me ridiculously happy. I want to quote every line, but I'll spare y'all, heh. OMG. He and Miles are playing giant tic-tac-toe. SO MUCH LOVE.
Jacob! You're back!
Hurley: This is cool, dude. Very old school.
Jack: What?
Hurley: You know, you and me, trekking through the jungle going to do something we don't quite understand. Good times.
HEE. Between this and Hurley telling Jack to be cool and act natural all spy-like and self-consciously standing up to Dogen that he was a candidate and could do what he wanted alkdfjas. DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN. ♥
What were on Jin's boxers? I swear I saw hearts or the Starship Enterprise or flags or something.
Claire's fake bone baby is creepy. They keep showing it aldfja. OMG AGAIN. STOP SHOWING EET EWWWW.
Hey, did Jin speak English the last time Claire saw him? It's been three years. I suck at remember these things. And if not, shouldn't she be a little surprised they can talk? Heh. Of course, being slightly nuts might be distracting her...
Ohh, Shannon's inhaler. I miss you and your weak lungs, Shannon. :(
Now I wanna know who those skeletons in the cave are all over again. I'd forgotten about them!
Jack: Doesn't say anything on your arm about the door being jammed?
AHAHAHA Jack. ♥
That lighthouse aldfjkas. Oh, Jacob. How can you be a giant creepy voyeur and yet remain so awesome?
OMG NO DON'T BREAK IT. GODDAMMIT JACK. I WANTED MORE LIGHTHOUSE.
So the numbers = geographical degrees on the spyhouse aldfja. WE GOT ANSWERS OMG. \:D/ AND AND! Jacob having "a thing for numbers" = the lighthouse degrees, omg. So cool.
Lost, 6.06
NOOOOOOOO SAYID KILLED DOGEN AND LENNON. D: D: D: D:
Rest of the ep: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Damn, Sayid does evol faces hella good.
Lost, 6.07
Oh, Ben. You chose Alex this time! Just when I thought I couldn't love you more. ♥
Where's Locke at the school? You could use your woobie on your side!
Ben's face when Ilana chose him at the end, omg. My lip wibbled.
OMG, LOST, NO KILLING RICHARD OR JACK WITH TNT.
Jacob was right. Jack came around. Dude.
Lost, 6.08
I WANT TO MARRY THIS EP AND HAVE ITS BABIES. MOTHERFUCKING SAWYER AND MILES AS LAPD DETECTIVES. I WANT THIS TO BE THE SPIN-OFF SERIES PLZ.ALDFKJASLKJ SO MUCH LOVE.
Also, I was hoping it would be Juliet at the bar. :*(
That said, Charlotte! :D
Sawyer getting his life lessons from Pa Ingalls. ♥
Um. I still don't trust Claire. REMEMBER THE SCARY BONE BABY, KATE.
Richard ep next week. Woot! aurora-84, let's cross our fingers for a sexay Richard/Jacob Pool o' Healin' flashback. :D
Random mini-rant
The disclaimer at the start of every enhanced ep bugs me. They tell us it's not a flashforward or flashback, but rather a flashsideways of how things would've gone had the plane landed safely in LA. But that doesn't make sense. Too many things are radically changed BEFORE the plane even lands. Like Sawyer being a cop. Jack having a son. Rose living in NY rather than CA. I can see it as a parallel world with no connection to the plane crash timeline, but not a singular continuation of the exact people we've been following for years.
I'm possibly overthinking again. It just bugs me EVERY. SINGLE. EP.
Lost, 6.04
Locke vs. the sprinklers aldfkajs. On the other hand, is it normal to park so close to the lawn with a wheelchair? I'm guessing Locke had a history of falling on his face and that gets old on a gravel driveway. :P
Well, hello there, Helen! I've always thought you and Locke were MFEO if Ben's crotchal area wasn't available.
Er, his dad is around? O...kay.
Hee, Hurley owns the company. I like this Hurley, all confident.
Sawyer: I'm here because my plane crashed, because my raft blew up, because the helicopter I was on was riding one too heavy.
BWA! He really has had a hard time leaving. Though I think he's actually been happier on the island than off, counting his time with Juliet, and before that, wanting to stay there with Kate.
Whoa! Who's that little kid in the jungle?! First thought was that it was Aaron grown up, but it being a tiny Jacob makes more sense. Well, as much as Lost ever does, heh. Soooo, does this mean Jacob regenerates? The smoke monster has appeared as other people. But the kid was talking to the smoke monster. So that theory's shot. :P
Kid: You know the rules. You can't kill him.
"Locke": Don't tell me what I can't do!
1) So, is this whole thing a giant game with human pieces? 2) Is the real Locke's personality bleeding through to the smoke monster? That hissy fit is straight outta original!Locke's mouth. Or else Locke and the smoke monster were just that similiar to begin with.
ROSE! ♥ Aw, man. I guess she's still dying here though. This ep needs more Bernard.
Sawyer needs to point guns at people and quote classic novels all the time. *rrowrr*
Locke to Helen: ...waiting for a miracle island cos there is no such thing.
Aww. :(
Locke buried next to Boone, awww. Oh, man, I forgot (or didn't ever know?) it was called Boone Hill. :(
Oh god. Locke seeing Ben in the teacher's lounge. Locke so had on his "He's going to be my woobie!" face aldsfkjas.
Lost, 6.05
DUDE. Jack has a son. Who's a piano prodigy. And he's worried about being a bad dad on the island and is learning to be a great one in the LAXverse and, guh, I love that so hard.
I thought they were gonna have the music David was listening to on his earphones end up being Charlie's band, heh.
I LOVE HURLEY SO MUCH. Like, every single scene he's in makes me ridiculously happy. I want to quote every line, but I'll spare y'all, heh. OMG. He and Miles are playing giant tic-tac-toe. SO MUCH LOVE.
Jacob! You're back!
Hurley: This is cool, dude. Very old school.
Jack: What?
Hurley: You know, you and me, trekking through the jungle going to do something we don't quite understand. Good times.
HEE. Between this and Hurley telling Jack to be cool and act natural all spy-like and self-consciously standing up to Dogen that he was a candidate and could do what he wanted alkdfjas. DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN. ♥
What were on Jin's boxers? I swear I saw hearts or the Starship Enterprise or flags or something.
Claire's fake bone baby is creepy. They keep showing it aldfja. OMG AGAIN. STOP SHOWING EET EWWWW.
Hey, did Jin speak English the last time Claire saw him? It's been three years. I suck at remember these things. And if not, shouldn't she be a little surprised they can talk? Heh. Of course, being slightly nuts might be distracting her...
Ohh, Shannon's inhaler. I miss you and your weak lungs, Shannon. :(
Now I wanna know who those skeletons in the cave are all over again. I'd forgotten about them!
Jack: Doesn't say anything on your arm about the door being jammed?
AHAHAHA Jack. ♥
That lighthouse aldfjkas. Oh, Jacob. How can you be a giant creepy voyeur and yet remain so awesome?
OMG NO DON'T BREAK IT. GODDAMMIT JACK. I WANTED MORE LIGHTHOUSE.
So the numbers = geographical degrees on the spyhouse aldfja. WE GOT ANSWERS OMG. \:D/ AND AND! Jacob having "a thing for numbers" = the lighthouse degrees, omg. So cool.
Lost, 6.06
NOOOOOOOO SAYID KILLED DOGEN AND LENNON. D: D: D: D:
Rest of the ep: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Damn, Sayid does evol faces hella good.
Lost, 6.07
Oh, Ben. You chose Alex this time! Just when I thought I couldn't love you more. ♥
Where's Locke at the school? You could use your woobie on your side!
Ben's face when Ilana chose him at the end, omg. My lip wibbled.
OMG, LOST, NO KILLING RICHARD OR JACK WITH TNT.
Jacob was right. Jack came around. Dude.
Lost, 6.08
I WANT TO MARRY THIS EP AND HAVE ITS BABIES. MOTHERFUCKING SAWYER AND MILES AS LAPD DETECTIVES. I WANT THIS TO BE THE SPIN-OFF SERIES PLZ.ALDFKJASLKJ SO MUCH LOVE.
Also, I was hoping it would be Juliet at the bar. :*(
That said, Charlotte! :D
Sawyer getting his life lessons from Pa Ingalls. ♥
Um. I still don't trust Claire. REMEMBER THE SCARY BONE BABY, KATE.
Richard ep next week. Woot! aurora-84, let's cross our fingers for a sexay Richard/Jacob Pool o' Healin' flashback. :D