Mar 15, 2007 15:04
So, I saw these dudes on the train home the other day. They had the stupidest conversation.
Guy #1: Yo, Shiela said there was a guy at her place. This guy stayed over for 3 days and didn't take a shower!
Guy #2: Yo, I never spent more than a hour with her.
Guy #3: I spent 1 day there, then I was out. Guy some kinda Hygiene Assassin!
Guy #2: I never spent more than 30 minutes, a hour with her.
Guy #3: Hygiene Assassin!
Guy #1: Yo, Shiela said he didn't shower for 3 days! We gotta figure out who it is.
Guy #3: Yo, some kinda Hygiene Assassin. Assassin.
Seriously. God dammit. For the entire fucking ride. 45 minutes. Why didn't the conversation end, or go somewhere else? I really want to know.