Operation: Iraqi Freedom would be cooler as Operation: Cowboy Laserbeam
So, Khalid Sh[a/e]ikh Mohammed confessed to 31 terror plots, including the attacks on the World Trade Center. Here is the transcript of the closed-door interview at Guantanamo Bay. We finally got him! WHOOO!
...err, wait. I think if I were in a "closed-door interview at Guantanamo Bay" I would finally reveal that I am the Queen of France, and please be gentle on the tummy, I'm pregnant with my 5th child (we're hoping for a male heir oh god the fingernails).
Furthermore, "Operation: Iraqi Freedom" is dumb. The last time we went out there, it was "Operation: Desert Shield" and then "Operation: Desert Storm." Come on, those are totally sweet names! What do you think it should be called?
...err, wait. I think if I were in a "closed-door interview at Guantanamo Bay" I would finally reveal that I am the Queen of France, and please be gentle on the tummy, I'm pregnant with my 5th child (we're hoping for a male heir oh god the fingernails).
Furthermore, "Operation: Iraqi Freedom" is dumb. The last time we went out there, it was "Operation: Desert Shield" and then "Operation: Desert Storm." Come on, those are totally sweet names! What do you think it should be called?