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Hilarious script that wasn't based on (too many) one-liners or camp: +1.5
Smoking girl with blue eyes and (okay, dyed, but whatever) black hair: +.5
Being concerned that smoking girl has a criminal record: -.5
Jon Voight and John Tuturro fighting the bad guys with shotguns: +1
Oh yeah, the Aussie chick is 31337: -.5
THE ULTIMATE SOLDIER... -.5
...KILLS ROBOT WITH MOTORCYCLE +.5
That kid from Holes: +1
That nerd from Buffy who lives with them in season 7... +.5
...only had 4 lines -.5
Giant robots hiding in your backyard, arguing about making too much noise: +1
hmm...
FUCK, DUDE, OPTIMUS HAD A FUCKING BLADE IN HIS ARM! ROCKETS! FUCKING WRESTLING F-22S! FUCK! +3
Total Bigspiders for Transformers: +7
Smoking girl with blue eyes and (okay, dyed, but whatever) black hair: +.5
Being concerned that smoking girl has a criminal record: -.5
Jon Voight and John Tuturro fighting the bad guys with shotguns: +1
Oh yeah, the Aussie chick is 31337: -.5
THE ULTIMATE SOLDIER... -.5
...KILLS ROBOT WITH MOTORCYCLE +.5
That kid from Holes: +1
That nerd from Buffy who lives with them in season 7... +.5
...only had 4 lines -.5
Giant robots hiding in your backyard, arguing about making too much noise: +1
hmm...
FUCK, DUDE, OPTIMUS HAD A FUCKING BLADE IN HIS ARM! ROCKETS! FUCKING WRESTLING F-22S! FUCK! +3
Total Bigspiders for Transformers: +7