I'm just dying for your sins, and aiding to the cause.
I just got a charming offer on Myspace from this lovely couple. "would you be interested in a three some with a married couple?" I'd be more interested in putting bees inside my anus, thanks. Insert rant here about how I am not a whore, and how I would like to meet local men who have more than three teeth and do not think shooting squirrels and going to Wal-Mart is a good first date, y'know what I mean? No, of course you guys don't. Ha. Jesus...
I made up another new pick up line the other night. "If I kidnapped you, would you get Stockholm Syndrome?" That's a winner.
Who wants to make out? Confirm: Y/N
I made up another new pick up line the other night. "If I kidnapped you, would you get Stockholm Syndrome?" That's a winner.
Who wants to make out? Confirm: Y/N