I'm just dying for your sins, and aiding to the cause.

[redmeatmolly]

I just got a charming offer on Myspace from this lovely couple. "would you be interested in a three some with a married couple?" I'd be more interested in putting bees inside my anus, thanks. Insert rant here about how I am not a whore, and how I would like to meet local men who have more than three teeth and do not think shooting squirrels

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[va_ronin]

"Who wants to make out? Confirm: Y/N"

Are you any good?

[redmeatmolly]

I haven't had any complaints so far. Whether that be from my skill or from the handy dandy gags I keep in the glove compartment remains to be seen, but.

[roboturtle]

oh gawd, that couple. yikes.
that's a sweet pick up line, by the way. almost as good as "ha! I put Rohypnol in your drink and you just drank it! looks like you're coming home with me!"
okay, I dunno. I just made that up.
but seriously: Y

[redmeatmolly]

They look like trolls. Trolls, I say. Not even the cute little collectable kind, you know? Genuine butter trolls. At least I'm a cute fat person.

MAKEOUT SESSION BEGINNING IN 5

[barrin]

Hahaha, jesus holy christ they're both uglier than jabba the hutt. Also, I am stealing that pickup line, as any girl who'd be willing to date me (i.e. psychos) would love it.

[redmeatmolly]

If that line would work on me, you should have no trouble. And it would work on me. Oh yes.

[fuckin_nice_guy]

You can work on me!

Y