How about a nine-month long vacation and a two-foot coffin?
You know, I really hate childfree people. Really. And truly. They are just some of the most pompous assholes ever. Especially the ones who throw the word 'breeder' around all the time and use it with such disdain. I hate the ones who think that all people who decide to have kids are gaptoothed hicks on welfare who don't know the first thing about child-rearing and are all stupid. I'm sorry your parents failed you. Get over it. I'm all about pro-choice, but I'm not really into it or anything. But I sincerely wish these people had been abortions, know what I mean?
I hate childfrees more than I hate babyfurs, almost.
That being said, friends cut soon. If I don't know you, you don't comment much, or you have tried to get me to bang you when you have a girlfriend, you're probably off the list. Sorry. I always feel like such an asshole when I do the cuts, but it has to be done. I'll actually probably forget until one of you gets really emo, or annoying, and then it'll happen.
Goddamn. It's supposed to snow in Denver. My mom might not make it home tomorrow. I miss her, for obvious reasons. Like the cooking and the cleaning. I've been trying hard to make the house shine like she does, but I fail. No one else is pulling their weight. My brother hasn't even taken the trash out in a while. It's starting to smell. He also burnt up one of the oven covers REALLY bad and it smelled in here all night like burnt... something. I don't know, it just smelled terrible. My dad's actually cooked every night this week except for today. My brother has left food in the sink that I fucking refuse to clean up. It's nasty. I'm not sticking my hand in there, no way. I'd rather fist Goatse. Anyway, back to me missing mom. It's just not the same without her. It's so boring. She's one of the best conversationalists ever and she's so funny.
Where is Stephanie at? Stephanie hasn't been around. I hope she's doing homework and not like dead. Plz not to be dead. German chatroom hopping would be so much less fun then. =(
I hate childfrees more than I hate babyfurs, almost.
That being said, friends cut soon. If I don't know you, you don't comment much, or you have tried to get me to bang you when you have a girlfriend, you're probably off the list. Sorry. I always feel like such an asshole when I do the cuts, but it has to be done. I'll actually probably forget until one of you gets really emo, or annoying, and then it'll happen.
Goddamn. It's supposed to snow in Denver. My mom might not make it home tomorrow. I miss her, for obvious reasons. Like the cooking and the cleaning. I've been trying hard to make the house shine like she does, but I fail. No one else is pulling their weight. My brother hasn't even taken the trash out in a while. It's starting to smell. He also burnt up one of the oven covers REALLY bad and it smelled in here all night like burnt... something. I don't know, it just smelled terrible. My dad's actually cooked every night this week except for today. My brother has left food in the sink that I fucking refuse to clean up. It's nasty. I'm not sticking my hand in there, no way. I'd rather fist Goatse. Anyway, back to me missing mom. It's just not the same without her. It's so boring. She's one of the best conversationalists ever and she's so funny.
Where is Stephanie at? Stephanie hasn't been around. I hope she's doing homework and not like dead. Plz not to be dead. German chatroom hopping would be so much less fun then. =(