MY LIFE IS FINALLY STARTING!! Hhmm...and only 19 yeas later...Trifles, mere, trifles.
I have an apartment!!
Yes, thats right. ME! No one else, just me! And when Im done with it its going to rock so hard...sooo hard...you cant even fathom the texture!!
As of June 1st I shall reside as *official* "drug den whore" of Rollins! Let the games begin kiddies...
Oh, and in case anyone was wondering: Losing 100lbs is, in fact, better than sex. The best, even. But then again, Ive never made love...so maybe that will top it. But I wouldnt bet my money on it... ;P
Before and After pictures to come...I can almost feel your breath beginning to wait baitedly...
Random fun facts of the day:
~Kelly and Ryan arent leaving anytime soon! So immense fun will surely ensue
~The Orange County Corrections facilities is in fact a festering mound made up of bags of douche
~My late lamp informed me earlier this evening, before his untimely death, that my room is where furniture goes to die. I shead a tear in his honor, then quickly replaced it with a spare lamp from the cave
~K-mart: surprisingly underrated in the garment distribution business
~Erik, I have no idea how you do it. I cooked a frozen pizza in my oven and had to get the jaws of life to get it out because I shrieked in fear/pain when my fingers got less than two inches from the 450* oven rack. (I dont know if that was a fact anymore. Maybe more like a pointless thought gone astray...But there it is.)
~Teddy (from Huff) makes schizophrenia look damn sexy! And Oliver Platt is strangely sexy for a fat middle aged man...
~I might be slowly morphing into an angry dike
~I am finally going to Fair Villa! With Kelly tomorrow, to get tickets to the premiere of The Notorious Bettie Page at the Enzian. If anyone wants to come, call me before noon tomorrow (or after if you have your own ride).
~I love Jack!
~And, you know, when I drink alone...I prefer to be by myself
~There is NO HIGH better than the day after staying up ALL NIGHT! And none more addicting. At least for me.
~My house, my rules. Ive lived 16 years feeling insecure, worthless, and lost. I have, at long last, found MYself and I fuckin' LOVE me! So if you dont like it, then you must be reading the wrong journal.
And now, to end with a moment of profanity..er..profoundness:
~(06:14:19) realisticidealst: we can only learn from fucking up our own lives
(06:14:27) KellyRene3: well said
~"Hey...HEY! I ain't no fuckin' quitter!"
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Yes, thats right. ME! No one else, just me! And when Im done with it its going to rock so hard...sooo hard...you cant even fathom the texture!!
As of June 1st I shall reside as *official* "drug den whore" of Rollins! Let the games begin kiddies...
Oh, and in case anyone was wondering: Losing 100lbs is, in fact, better than sex. The best, even. But then again, Ive never made love...so maybe that will top it. But I wouldnt bet my money on it... ;P
Before and After pictures to come...I can almost feel your breath beginning to wait baitedly...
Random fun facts of the day:
~Kelly and Ryan arent leaving anytime soon! So immense fun will surely ensue
~The Orange County Corrections facilities is in fact a festering mound made up of bags of douche
~My late lamp informed me earlier this evening, before his untimely death, that my room is where furniture goes to die. I shead a tear in his honor, then quickly replaced it with a spare lamp from the cave
~K-mart: surprisingly underrated in the garment distribution business
~Erik, I have no idea how you do it. I cooked a frozen pizza in my oven and had to get the jaws of life to get it out because I shrieked in fear/pain when my fingers got less than two inches from the 450* oven rack. (I dont know if that was a fact anymore. Maybe more like a pointless thought gone astray...But there it is.)
~Teddy (from Huff) makes schizophrenia look damn sexy! And Oliver Platt is strangely sexy for a fat middle aged man...
~I might be slowly morphing into an angry dike
~I am finally going to Fair Villa! With Kelly tomorrow, to get tickets to the premiere of The Notorious Bettie Page at the Enzian. If anyone wants to come, call me before noon tomorrow (or after if you have your own ride).
~I love Jack!
~And, you know, when I drink alone...I prefer to be by myself
~There is NO HIGH better than the day after staying up ALL NIGHT! And none more addicting. At least for me.
~My house, my rules. Ive lived 16 years feeling insecure, worthless, and lost. I have, at long last, found MYself and I fuckin' LOVE me! So if you dont like it, then you must be reading the wrong journal.
And now, to end with a moment of profanity..er..profoundness:
~(06:14:19) realisticidealst: we can only learn from fucking up our own lives
(06:14:27) KellyRene3: well said
~"Hey...HEY! I ain't no fuckin' quitter!"
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