This is freaking adorable.
Disclaimer: Not an official update...it fact, it's just a little bit of bull.
Non tropical update: Cowclone landfall this morning near 30.9° N 94.0° W. This small system was forecast by the BIGCOW and the FARM models to make landfall in early July. Current speed less than 1 mile per hour. Current direction uncertain and erratic with a tendency to wobble. This small system - tentatively designated as “Ernesto" - is likely to grow and strengthen under the influence of a large and protective upper level low(ing) system hovering nearby. The large low(ing) air breathing mass is producing abundant moisture that will contribute to strengthening of Ernesto even though both systems are currently over land. Elsewhere…cowclone formation is not expected during the next 48 hours.
Forecaster: BOVINE
awwww.