It would be nice if it stopped snowing for two minutes. My flamethrower barely works against it, and now my hut is covered in snow. I literally live in a den thanks to these dumb owls.

I'm trying SO hard not to fall asleep.

Not this again...

*Fio's only armed with her regular gun and a knife, but she's making mincemeat out of the zombies*

My troop used to eat zombies for breakfast. You're gonna be child's play compared to what I've been up against.

*Fio's not about to let her new home get torched/sunk/parched/etc. She's at the beach, loading up on as much sand as she can carry. She's already made about two trips back and forth to the forest, trying to snuff out the flames. And it's taking its toll. She starts filling up another bag of sand.*

Ugh, I wish I had more hands...

*A young woman is hard at work in her family's shop. Business is okay, though her family is being harassed more frequently. She wants to protect them, but is still seen as a fragile girl. Little does her family know that she's aiming to join the military. Once she's done, she waves to her mom*

I'm going to Tonio's, Mama! And I promise to be

HEY! Where are Tonio and Okuyasu? Where the hell am I?

And why am I surrounded by... um... Guys?

I can't tell if they're men or women.

This is...

NOT. COOL.

((OOC: Fio's a man, baby. She looks like a brunette Marco Rossi now.))

Um, Tonio? Okuyasu?

I think we need a bigger boat.

*Enter the tomboy Fio. She's the average student who excels at home ec. and ROTC. And instead of doing her homework, she's reading up on acupuncture. Her marine biology book is next to her, but of course, it's being ignored. Right on top of her school books are magazines on guns and explosives as well as a random cookbook*Using tiny needles can ( Read more... )

Check THIS out!

*The rather petite Fio pulls out a giant Easter basket that's almost as big as she is*

It's the industrial-sized basket I found at the beach. Now I can collect as many eggs as I want and you can't stop me!

*Though the basket might be thwarting her plans. She starts dragging it off before the camera cuts out*

*Our gun-happy bear is having a field day digging through trash cans. Where did the trash cans come from, we dunno, but it's best not to disturb her, as she might attack you. And she might steal your pic-a-nic basket while she's at it.*