It would be nice if it stopped snowing for two minutes. My flamethrower barely works against it, and now my hut is covered in snow. I literally live in a den thanks to these dumb owls.

I'm trying SO hard not to fall asleep.

YAAAAAAAWWWNNNN

Man, that was a nice nap. Just hit the spot after a ton of drinking. I tell ya, NEVER get into a drinking contest with an oni. It'll mess you up.

So what's going on?

Not this again...

*Fio's only armed with her regular gun and a knife, but she's making mincemeat out of the zombies*

My troop used to eat zombies for breakfast. You're gonna be child's play compared to what I've been up against.

*Fio wakes up with a very loud bear yawn. She's on the beach, next to the bridge that suddenly appeared.*

H-hey... how long was I out? And where did this bridge come from?

Wonder where it leads to... And where'd Ryoma go?

These stupid earthquakes need to stop already! I can't do my routine target practice with the ground shaking every ten minutes. I really don't want accidentally shoot someone because of it.

I also heard the big hole is getting even bigger. Is that true?

This is...

NOT. COOL.

((OOC: Fio's a man, baby. She looks like a brunette Marco Rossi now.))

I never went to my prom, so that was an experience. I don't think I'd want to go again, though. The food was really bad and music... UGH, don't get me started on the music. I need better food, so I think I'll go forage.

Um, Ryoma? You wanna join me? Dunno why, but I kinda want your company.

*Our gun-happy bear is having a field day digging through trash cans. Where did the trash cans come from, we dunno, but it's best not to disturb her, as she might attack you. And she might steal your pic-a-nic basket while she's at it.*

Whoa, cool! I just woke up and I'm already moved into my new home ( Read more... )

Um, Signor Trussardi...

Can I uh, come live with you?

It's lonely in the apartments and I want some company and stuff. I'm pretty quiet and I'll help with the cooking! I can make some mean Italian-style cakes and pastries!

Pleeaaassseeee?