From today's Christian Science Monitor:

"As they dig out from under thick snow dropped by back-to-back holiday blizzards, residents of Colorado, northern and central New Mexico, and several Plains states may wonder what the rest of winter holds for them. But at least the patterns behind such weather are predictable. They're typical of the long arm ( Read more... )

...as of this morning. A full two weeks earlier than last year. And never mind that there's only been ice on this stretch of the river for about 2 weeks.

Really, there's no such thing as global climate change. Honest.

...when Bush's hand-picked climate science flunky says things like this.