I’m not sure how I feel about this. I wrote it for the same prompt as Favored Sons, which was initially meant to be crack before it went completely off the rails. So this is Take 2 and somehow still less cracky than I planned. Honestly, I find this one a little creepy; apparently writing about Gondor makes me super serious.

Title: Children of the ( Read more... )

Title: Like a Long Forgotten Dream
Pairings: Aragorn/Legolas, eventual Aragorn/Legolas/Gimli
Rating/Warnings: NSFW, minor dirty talk, DP
Word Count: 6800 (16620 total)
Disclaimer: If I owned it, the story would be crack
Summary: Fíli and Kíli are actually Legolas' time-traveling love children from the future. This changes everything.

Part I
Part ( Read more... )

Title: Like a Long Forgotten Dream
Pairings: Aragorn/Legolas, eventual Aragorn/Legolas/Gimli
Rating/Warnings: NSFW, minor dirty talk, DP
Word Count: 4819 (14639 total)
Disclaimer: If I owned it, the story would be crack
Summary: Fíli and Kíli are actually Legolas' time-traveling love children from the future. This changes everything.

Part I:

( Part II )

Title: A Knotty Problem
Pairings: None
Word Count: 1536
Disclaimer: If I owned the hobbit no one would die.
Summary: It starts when they ask for a comb.

( Nori could really use a comb right now. )

(I suppose you could call this my, “why Kíli/Tauriel doesn't invalidate the importance of Legolas & Gimli’s epic friendship” story. It’s also something of a companion to Every Light Must Fade; they’re well-matched in melodrama if nothing else. Also, while book-verse Aragorn is about 10 at the time of the Hobbit, if you do the math movie-verse ( Read more... )

Title: Favored Sons
Fandom: the Hobbit/LotR
Pairings: None
Word Count: 5649
Disclaimer: If I owned the hobbit, I would be rich.
Summary: Fíli and Kíli are reincarnated as Boromir and Faramir.  The dwarves of Erebor claim them as their own.

( The Sons of the Steward )

Title: Comes Wisdom in Defeat
Chapter I: Epilogue
Pairings: Unrequited Kíli/Bilbo

Warnings: major character death, angst, lots of unrequited loveWord Count: 6833
Disclaimer: If I owned the hobbit it would be an even bigger tragedy
Summary: Kíli is the only Durin to survive the Battle of the Five Armies but when his world falls into darkness, the ( Read more... )

( Other/Multiple Pairings )

( Kilbo )

( Gen (or essentially gen) )