Birthday Present Shout-Outs
Pat & Rosemary - a mixed tape including a customized live birthday song.
Chef - a hamburger, fries and lemonade at P. Terry's
Adam & Miles - a bow (the kind that you stick on a wrapped present, except there was no present)
Mom & Dad - some cash, a giant chocolate chip cookie from the mall, a pair of shorts and dinner at the Clay Pit
Memaw - cash and a sweet card
Jenny Lee aka The Toob - a weird book of Mike Watt's poetry?!? and dinner at Magnolia
Skadden - the new Mary Weiss CD plus dinner at Huts
Erin Budd - a drawing of Gary Glitter plus dinner at Huts
S. Chan - a homemade sailboat t-shirt plus dinner at Huts
Things I wanted but didn't receive: a lifetime supply of Sunkist, one of those perpetual motion machine birds that drink water, a portrait of Saddam Hussain (actually painted), a photograph of someone's left boob, a videotape of a cop crying after his mom died, a meteorite fragment.
Chef - a hamburger, fries and lemonade at P. Terry's
Adam & Miles - a bow (the kind that you stick on a wrapped present, except there was no present)
Mom & Dad - some cash, a giant chocolate chip cookie from the mall, a pair of shorts and dinner at the Clay Pit
Memaw - cash and a sweet card
Jenny Lee aka The Toob - a weird book of Mike Watt's poetry?!? and dinner at Magnolia
Skadden - the new Mary Weiss CD plus dinner at Huts
Erin Budd - a drawing of Gary Glitter plus dinner at Huts
S. Chan - a homemade sailboat t-shirt plus dinner at Huts
Things I wanted but didn't receive: a lifetime supply of Sunkist, one of those perpetual motion machine birds that drink water, a portrait of Saddam Hussain (actually painted), a photograph of someone's left boob, a videotape of a cop crying after his mom died, a meteorite fragment.