A McSweeney's-esque Interlude

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Additional Verses Of "The Wheels On The Bus" (And How These Items "Go") When Daddy Sings To Dexter:
Monkeys ("eek eek eek")
Lions ("roar roar roar")
Robots ("beep beep beep")
Lasers ("zap zap zap")
Zombies ("eat your brains")
Draculas ("bla bla bla")
A Bus ("I am recursive")
Godzilla ("reaaaaahhhhh")
Pirates ("arr arr arr")
People ("let us out!")

Verses Which Daddy Is Officially Not Allowed To Add To "Old McDonald's Farm"
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