Crazy Nog
Crazy Nog, originally uploaded by robo_randy.
This was my impulse liquor-store purchase of the holiday season. Ye Olde Eggnog is made in beautiful Ye Olde Somerville, and it will ye olde fuck you up in proper holiday style.
My favorite bit from the label: "Our laboratory staff developed this traditional NEW ENGLAND EGG NOG after extensive research and experimentation and we unconditionally recommend it to be America’s finest."
Kudos to you, Old New England laboratory staff. Kudos.