A McSweeney's-esque Interlude

[randbot]

Additional Verses Of "The Wheels On The Bus" (And How These Items "Go") When Daddy Sings To Dexter:
Monkeys ("eek eek eek")
Lions ("roar roar roar")
Robots ("beep beep beep")
Lasers ("zap zap zap")
Zombies ("eat your brains")
Draculas ("bla bla bla")
A Bus ("I am recursive")
Godzilla ("reaaaaahhhhh")
Pirates ("arr arr arr")
People ("let us out!")

Comments

[burin]

You are deeply twisted - don't ever change. We will, of course, be implimenting these new verses post haste!

[dustchick]

I especially appreciate the "I am recursive" chorus. Well done.

[burin]

You guys need this book.

http://www.purplehousepress.com/space.htm

[aaronjv]

Verses Which Daddy Is Officially Not Allowed To Add To "Old McDonald's Farm"
Slaves

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

[randbot]

Like I told Liz: How do we know Old McDonald's Farm is necessarily set AFTER the Civil War?

[hagdirt]

These days, you have more choices: illegal immigrants, narcs after the "cash crop" in the back forty, white supremacists, McMansions.

[colleency]

You will post after he starts school and you get calls from the other parents; right? teehee

[limrag]

These are much more fun than what This Old Man plays for Ellie. I need to pick up my game a little.